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Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?

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  • S [email protected]

    That's dark. It reminds me of a story.

    A little old lady goes for a stroll in the park, when she sees a man sitting on a bench wearing a trench coat. As she walks closer, she realises he isn’t wearing anything else.
    She sits next to him and after a minute, he turns to her and asks, “Would you like to touch my penis?”

    “Oh, no, I couldn’t,” she says. “I’m a widow and I haven’t touched one in years.”

    “Go on,” he says. “It’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget.”

    So she does. And every day for the next few months, she goes to the park and enjoys her encounter with the man.

    One day, he isn’t at their regular meeting spot.

    “Oh, well he was old,” she says to herself, thinking he’s died. But after a few minutes, she sees him on another bench with another little old woman.

    “You bastard,” she says. “You’re cheating on me! What’s she got that I don’t?”

    “Parkinson’s,” he replied.

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    First old lady sits down on the other side. "She's got two hands, don't she?"

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    • S [email protected]

      Thats interesting because I feel the opposite. I feel like guys that hit their wives are also less likely to go down on them.

      I honestly don't understand why guys dont like it. Its kinda fun so long as shes clean.

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      guys don't like it because they're misogynists or gay, i struggle to see any other option

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      • S [email protected]

        Thats interesting because I feel the opposite. I feel like guys that hit their wives are also less likely to go down on them.

        I honestly don't understand why guys dont like it. Its kinda fun so long as shes clean.

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        you can look him up there was a rapist who would lick his victims.. that was his memo

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        • F [email protected]

          I wouldn't wear it but I see nothing wrong with it. It's funny....I don't think it's dumb unless you like wear it to a job interview or something. Ya'll need to lighten the fuck up.

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          I would say it depends where you’re going. If you’re going to the pub with your mates have at it, kids party or shopping definitely not.

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          • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

            Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?

            some anticlitoral hate speech right there. clitoralists should be free to celebrate their faith openly just like any other religion, get fucked for being mean. at least the thing they worship actually exists.

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            For years I have been petitioning Congress for a national holiday to celebrate the clit. I specifically have asked it to be in one of the summer months. I envision large parades with everyone that has one proudly marching with their pussy and clit showing off

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            • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.comO [email protected]

              i cant defend the display, but i can respect the intent.

              to each his own

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              Let any who don't cherish the clit toss the first stone

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Hit as in "have sex" or as in "hit?" 😕

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                hit as in having sex

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                • S [email protected]

                  That's dark. It reminds me of a story.

                  A little old lady goes for a stroll in the park, when she sees a man sitting on a bench wearing a trench coat. As she walks closer, she realises he isn’t wearing anything else.
                  She sits next to him and after a minute, he turns to her and asks, “Would you like to touch my penis?”

                  “Oh, no, I couldn’t,” she says. “I’m a widow and I haven’t touched one in years.”

                  “Go on,” he says. “It’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget.”

                  So she does. And every day for the next few months, she goes to the park and enjoys her encounter with the man.

                  One day, he isn’t at their regular meeting spot.

                  “Oh, well he was old,” she says to herself, thinking he’s died. But after a few minutes, she sees him on another bench with another little old woman.

                  “You bastard,” she says. “You’re cheating on me! What’s she got that I don’t?”

                  “Parkinson’s,” he replied.

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                  90 year old woman goes to the local brothel. She tells the madam that she wants to try something new, so she wants to try being a hooker for a night. Madam makes some phone calls, finds some customers who 'd be into it, and tells the woman to come back the next night.

                  The next day the lady arrives, and soon the first john shows up. They walk upstairs, spend an hour, and come back. The second customer is waiting, and so he and she go upstairs. After she comes back down, the third guy arrives, so it's back upstairs.

                  At the end of the night the madam asks if she wants to come back?

                  "Oh, no dear. the sex was fine but those damn stairs will kill me."

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                  • D [email protected]

                    I would say it depends where you’re going. If you’re going to the pub with your mates have at it, kids party or shopping definitely not.

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                    Lol the kids wouldn't get it anyway lol

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                    • thefrirish@jlai.luT [email protected]

                      Lol the kids wouldn't get it anyway lol

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                      Seems you were never a kid or you might have been sheltered lol

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                        Is that the CLIT Commander!?

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                        Snoogans

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                        • F [email protected]

                          Obviously "have sex." There really is no room for interpretation error with this one.

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                          Britney Spears’s lyricist having thought “hit me baby one more time” meant “have sex with me one more time”. This barely made sense till now.

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                            For years I have been petitioning Congress for a national holiday to celebrate the clit. I specifically have asked it to be in one of the summer months. I envision large parades with everyone that has one proudly marching with their pussy and clit showing off

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                            The posters and signs would be great

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