Expectations
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Except he he has an incredibly long, thin mustache that he is gleefully twirling as he does it.
But its fake and is the entirety of his disguise.
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My checklist:
Must like me
Don’t be bigotedMaybe I’m asking too much
I might know someone to set you up with if you're flexible on the first requirement.
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Meanwhile, most dudes would settle for someone who doest post bullshit memes that are only ever about rage baiting. This is more gals as well. We all just wanna meet good people, romantic and other wise, while having a crippling fear that we arent good enough for to deserve it. And shit like this, just fuels it. But as long as the upvotes and karma... opps, did I say the quiet part out loud?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I mean… literally two clicks is all it takes to see that you’re kind of garbage. Your comment history is comedy gold. Take a shower and grow your brain past adolescence.
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In your female experience, or in your on line experience? Never mind, I can guess...
Found the jobless lazy guy that wants to date models
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I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.
Can confirm this is me fr, gave up on finding love years ago
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I think special undies based on penis size would be to confrontational for most men.
Also that would be expecting a level of engagement with clothing that most men simply don't have.
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I'd love to dress better, but at my height and gender expectations, best I can do is a good pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt. Would love to do better
What does that even mean? I’m 6’-5” and only 175-180lbs and I’m not flush with cash but I still get by just fine.
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Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.
What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Diverse well fitting shirts and non-cargo pants from other materials than denim. More adventurous men can dive into different kinds of tunics, sweaters and such, can have accessories like neckerchieves and scarves, nice bags, footwear. You can play with colors and patterns... Men can have some fun with clothes too.
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Found the jobless lazy guy that wants to date models
Social media, were simps go to simp. Even when it means eating sexist shit...
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Someone feels hurt here lol
No, someone is tired of constantly running into reddit hive mind sexist karma grab statements.
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Who disagrees with this? Astonishing.
Sexists. Thats who disagrees with this. And take a look, we're surrounded.
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I mean… literally two clicks is all it takes to see that you’re kind of garbage. Your comment history is comedy gold. Take a shower and grow your brain past adolescence.
Being called garbage by a sexist troll like you, is a badge of honour. I will wear it with pride.
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Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.
What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?
I totally agree that women get a lot more variety but there’s still all kinds of stuff we can do in between. Button up shirts with nice patterns are a huge way to bridge the gap, and you can tuck them in or not and even just leave them open with a t-shirt underneath. Wearing good glasses is important, and frankly we should just pretend those plain black rectangle ones don’t exist because they’re always the worst option. Head to a place like Zenni and it doesn’t have to be expensive(those expensive glasses are a racket).
I got a pair of black stud earrings a while ago and people were like “goddamn”. I know that’s a little more difficult, but it was a small and not too flashy change that made a big difference. A good haircut is also easy to get since you’re already going to the barber anyway, and I discovered beard brushes a while back which straighten out even very short beards and keep everything looking sharp.
There’s a LOT we can do even though we’re kinda limited in many other ways.
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I would also add moccasins or espadrillas (boating shoes).
Exactly. Even a pair of fully black converse could be subtle enough.
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Seen a lot of men like this with the "ideals" except they have a good job and think it's a crowning achievement. They also often want their wives to have good jobs and to have separate accounts and expenses? So they want a perfect, pretty, petite wife who's smart, has a great job, but also cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, and their children. What do they bring to the table? Not the looks, money or house help. Their
shining personality ? Don't worry ladies this alpha nice guy's on the market & just around the corner, lucky you!My only requirements are that she's as depraved and unabashedly slutty as I am and I'm attracted to her.
Well I guess also that she doesn't sponge off me.
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"Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"
We don't kink shame
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Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.
What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?
I mean, that's really not true. Just look at the various male fashion advice communities, streetwear culture, etc. There's a huge variety in different styles of shirts, outerwear, layering, footwear, accessories, and pants. Hell, even t-shirts and denim have a huge variety in style and quality.
There's massive cultural pressure for women to be fashionable and wear the "right" clothes, a pressure men by and large don't have to deal with. Companies are one of the primary drivers of this pressure by manipulative marketing practices that that convince many women that they need the latest trends and fashions to be keep up.
All of it is bullshit meant to keep people spending money, ultimately. Fashion should be a form of personal expression and personality and by no means requires purchasing new clothing all of the time.
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We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision.
Eh, it can be argued that the "function" of a bra is to allow women to adhere to the beauty standards set for them by men.
That being said, they still aren't made that precisely, cup sizes are kinda all over the place depending on brand, and even the band sizes (which are kinda sorta close to the actual inch measurement of your ribcage, but not quite) are variable. That's why bras have adjustable straps everywhere, and why if you haven't been professionally fitted for one, your bras probably don't fit you right.
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my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Goth or Alt girls won’t like you cuz you’re muscly.
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Being called garbage by a sexist troll like you, is a badge of honour. I will wear it with pride.
Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.
