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  • Z [email protected]

    Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or "big tiddy" and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.

    Signed: just some (autistic) guy

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    So, basically, yout requirements are 1. breathes
    2. watches anime

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      Not a fan of the body shaming

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      Oh come on, the post is literally about liking slim-waisted, big-titted women, and you complain about someone implying being overweight is not attractive?

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        To be honest, she would be there for them if the beta losers that are our rulers didn't think it was a good idea to give them rights in order to take advantage of having more voters because demoncrazy

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          Which is totally nothing like women wanting a man that's 6ft+ tall and makes at least high 6 figures a year minimum and already owns an expensive car and a very nice house.....

          It's odd don't you think, that in the end most of us can find someone that makes us happy with no care about specific physical traits or money. It appears that only the truly damage humans can't wake up from that pipe dream.

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          • L [email protected]

            Oh come on, the post is literally about liking slim-waisted, big-titted women, and you complain about someone implying being overweight is not attractive?

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            is that what the post is about? liking these things? check again bud

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            • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

              You have to use the bed at night (or during the day for a debuff if you don’t have the night owl characteristic), there’s a random chance a dream sequence will initiate and give you other POVs.

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              actually i just (16 hours ago, just put the two things together in my head) had my first dream that I'm aware of where i possessed someone else's viewpoint, so being aware of that possibility is definitely important. first time being a woman too.

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              • V [email protected]

                I'm Swedish, and the authorised height stops at 1m92 (I jest, but that's basically how it works, everything must be 'lagom'). I live in France so that doesn't help of course, but when I go home, I don't get lucky either.

                My jeans size is like 34x36 BTW 😁 Or is it 36x34 ...

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                Waist goes first for jeans. I’m a ~33”x34”. My height is largely in the torso so jeans are a little easier, but 36” inseam is generally not too hard to find. I have good luck with Levis.

                Getting longer pants is straightfoward enough but man I try to find shirts and stuff and it’s just rough. We have a brand in Canada called Eddie Bauer, maybe it’s elsewhere too I have no clue, and they’re awesome for coats and stuff.

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                • M [email protected]

                  I think special undies based on penis size would be to confrontational for most men.

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                  Men's underwear does have sizes for the dick pouch and they are small medium and large.

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                    Waist goes first for jeans. I’m a ~33”x34”. My height is largely in the torso so jeans are a little easier, but 36” inseam is generally not too hard to find. I have good luck with Levis.

                    Getting longer pants is straightfoward enough but man I try to find shirts and stuff and it’s just rough. We have a brand in Canada called Eddie Bauer, maybe it’s elsewhere too I have no clue, and they’re awesome for coats and stuff.

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                    I'm 34x36 then I guess, simpler than when I was 31x36 😬😁

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                    • fizz@lemmy.nzF [email protected]

                      Men's underwear does have sizes for the dick pouch and they are small medium and large.

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                      I don’t know where you see those, I’ve never gotten those options

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