What's the worst food you've ever eaten?
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The first thing that comes to mind are these frozen turkey burgers. They weren't offensive but they were so flavorless. Nothing I added to them made them palatable. It was the damnedest thing.
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I used to eat hand soap when I was a kid because I loved the taste. I also love cilantro. What does any of this mean?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Hmm...not sure. Might be a super power, might not be. Either way, I'm impressed you're capable of reading and writing still.
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When I was in my twenties I met this girl. I got really sick, and she wanted to impress me and made soup. She knew nothing about cooking.
She boiled a chicken, did not separate anything. Chopped up a head of parsley and threw it in.
Then she served it to me with glistening eyes and a hopeful look. "I want you to feel better, I made soup for you".
It was just basically grey chicken fat with bones, cartilage, skin floating in it.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Was your sickness related to your soap eating?
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Broccoli and cauliflower. Just including either of these ingredients ruins the dish. I would rather eat dog shit.
Saute the (halved) broccoli in butter or oil. If all you've had are the bitter mush from boiling, you may discover a huge improvement.
Cauliflower is incorrigible, but put some melty cheese on that and it's ghetto fabulous.
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Poisonous cheese soup. It was so salty.
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I made pancakes once. I didn’t know the difference between baking powder and baking soda. It tasted like chewing aluminum foil or licking a 9v battery.
I’m generally not allowed in the kitchen.
This is why the correct way to make pancakes is from a box.
Preferably with applesauce instead of egg, but you do you.
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Ordered indian takeout from a place in thr UK. The butter chicken tasted like they cooked a frozen chicken breast and strained a can of Spaghetti Os sauce over it.
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What do egg whites taste like with braces? Did this happen with other foods?
They tasted very metallic with braces. If it happened with other foods I didn't find out during the years I had braces, sorry!
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Either live octopus or raw stingray. The former is chopped up and dipped in spicy sauce to make it writhe. The latter absolutely reeks of piss (stingrays are full of ammonia apparently). Silkworm larva are surprisingly delicious.
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PB&J sandwiches. I hate them. They literally make me gag. Can’t stand the taste, the texture, the smell… even the sight of them or hearing them being made bugs me. An assault on all five of my senses.
I know objectively that it doesn't matter, but I'm finding it really hard not to judge you as a person.
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There's a local grocery store chain here that has the most bland tasting everything in their prepared food counter. You've never eaten such tasteless food in your life. Poor seasoning? Try none at all. Everything tastes like cardboard.
Want to simulate what it's like to eat food as a 30 year long habitual chain smoker, shop at Freson Bros.
Kellogg would cum his pants on the spot discovering such blandness could exist.
Their potato salad gave me depression. I didn't know you could make a calzone taste like the box it came in.
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Poisonous cheese soup. It was so salty.
Is this something homemade or commercially available?
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Is this something homemade or commercially available?
Homemade
I think my parent was having a bad day and didn't do it right, and didn't notice. I was pretty little. But it was a very strong memory. -
Was your sickness related to your soap eating?
No that only lasted until I was about 10 years old
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Hmm...not sure. Might be a super power, might not be. Either way, I'm impressed you're capable of reading and writing still.
What do you think soap is made of bro
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Either live octopus or raw stingray. The former is chopped up and dipped in spicy sauce to make it writhe. The latter absolutely reeks of piss (stingrays are full of ammonia apparently). Silkworm larva are surprisingly delicious.
I think rays are one of those animals that urinate through their skin, like sharks
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There's a local grocery store chain here that has the most bland tasting everything in their prepared food counter. You've never eaten such tasteless food in your life. Poor seasoning? Try none at all. Everything tastes like cardboard.
Want to simulate what it's like to eat food as a 30 year long habitual chain smoker, shop at Freson Bros.
Kellogg would cum his pants on the spot discovering such blandness could exist.
Their potato salad gave me depression. I didn't know you could make a calzone taste like the box it came in.
I need to try this now
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No that only lasted until I was about 10 years old
Did you poop bubbles?
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What do you think soap is made of bro
Hey man, I'm not judging. I'm impressed by your resilience really. But also, don't eat soap.
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I can relate. One of mine is a pizza in Naples. Also looked and tasted like a frozen pizza. I can only assume pizza da turista idiota is a thing.
Next time in Naples, go to da Michele!
