What's the worst food you've ever eaten?
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Poisonous cheese soup. It was so salty.
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I made pancakes once. I didn’t know the difference between baking powder and baking soda. It tasted like chewing aluminum foil or licking a 9v battery.
I’m generally not allowed in the kitchen.
This is why the correct way to make pancakes is from a box.
Preferably with applesauce instead of egg, but you do you.
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Ordered indian takeout from a place in thr UK. The butter chicken tasted like they cooked a frozen chicken breast and strained a can of Spaghetti Os sauce over it.
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What do egg whites taste like with braces? Did this happen with other foods?
They tasted very metallic with braces. If it happened with other foods I didn't find out during the years I had braces, sorry!
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Either live octopus or raw stingray. The former is chopped up and dipped in spicy sauce to make it writhe. The latter absolutely reeks of piss (stingrays are full of ammonia apparently). Silkworm larva are surprisingly delicious.
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PB&J sandwiches. I hate them. They literally make me gag. Can’t stand the taste, the texture, the smell… even the sight of them or hearing them being made bugs me. An assault on all five of my senses.
I know objectively that it doesn't matter, but I'm finding it really hard not to judge you as a person.
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There's a local grocery store chain here that has the most bland tasting everything in their prepared food counter. You've never eaten such tasteless food in your life. Poor seasoning? Try none at all. Everything tastes like cardboard.
Want to simulate what it's like to eat food as a 30 year long habitual chain smoker, shop at Freson Bros.
Kellogg would cum his pants on the spot discovering such blandness could exist.
Their potato salad gave me depression. I didn't know you could make a calzone taste like the box it came in.
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Poisonous cheese soup. It was so salty.
Is this something homemade or commercially available?
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Is this something homemade or commercially available?
Homemade
I think my parent was having a bad day and didn't do it right, and didn't notice. I was pretty little. But it was a very strong memory. -
Was your sickness related to your soap eating?
No that only lasted until I was about 10 years old
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Hmm...not sure. Might be a super power, might not be. Either way, I'm impressed you're capable of reading and writing still.
What do you think soap is made of bro
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Either live octopus or raw stingray. The former is chopped up and dipped in spicy sauce to make it writhe. The latter absolutely reeks of piss (stingrays are full of ammonia apparently). Silkworm larva are surprisingly delicious.
I think rays are one of those animals that urinate through their skin, like sharks
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There's a local grocery store chain here that has the most bland tasting everything in their prepared food counter. You've never eaten such tasteless food in your life. Poor seasoning? Try none at all. Everything tastes like cardboard.
Want to simulate what it's like to eat food as a 30 year long habitual chain smoker, shop at Freson Bros.
Kellogg would cum his pants on the spot discovering such blandness could exist.
Their potato salad gave me depression. I didn't know you could make a calzone taste like the box it came in.
I need to try this now
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No that only lasted until I was about 10 years old
Did you poop bubbles?
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What do you think soap is made of bro
Hey man, I'm not judging. I'm impressed by your resilience really. But also, don't eat soap.
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I can relate. One of mine is a pizza in Naples. Also looked and tasted like a frozen pizza. I can only assume pizza da turista idiota is a thing.
Next time in Naples, go to da Michele!
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Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/comment/c0er6q4/
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Hey man, I'm not judging. I'm impressed by your resilience really. But also, don't eat soap.
You're too bored
Go watch something
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almost ate raccoon that dads friend caught in traps.
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Anything I've bought at a sports stadium. The FootyScran twitter account catalogues some similar examples -
The FootyScran twitter account catalogues some similar examples
Relevant daily game: scrandle.
