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      As a vegan I actually don’t want it to taste exactly like meat — that’s just creepy and gross.

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        As a vegan I actually don’t want it to taste exactly like meat — that’s just creepy and gross.

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        As someone who currently eats meat but trying to reduce consumption for environmental reasons, I 100% want a vegan burger that tastes like the real deal

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          Well... the patty is made of 100% vegan cow, therefore, vegan meat.

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            Well, carrion would be vegan, no?

            If that animal was to die of natural causes, like sickness, lightning strike, old age, heart attack, etc. it could be considered vegan

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              Well, carrion would be vegan, no?

              If that animal was to die of natural causes, like sickness, lightning strike, old age, heart attack, etc. it could be considered vegan

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              Is that how it works? In that case I have some business ideas ...

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                Is that how it works? In that case I have some business ideas ...

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                You're a bit late to the party, there's an entire subculture already.

                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadkill_cuisine

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                  As someone who currently eats meat but trying to reduce consumption for environmental reasons, I 100% want a vegan burger that tastes like the real deal

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                  Do you try veggie burgers every now and then to see where it's at, at least?

                  Because some of them really are good. Or decent at least. Some are less than delicious, but eh.

                  Definitely they're improving all the time.

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                    About on par with usual omni mental gymnastics.

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                      About on par with usual omni mental gymnastics.

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                      This is known as a joke.

                      One of the most sinister problems is with fee-fee vegans and vegetarians, who in service of their ignorance, kill way more things to sustain their politically-motivated and fee-fee-based lifestyle.

                      I'm as close to vegetarian as my body will allow. I'm just calling the movement for what it is. Eat something that had a face? OMG! Flatten millions of acres, kill billions of insects, displace and kill millions of animals, farm the land with diesel equipment, ship the product in trucks 2000 miles. So vegan potato chips are on the shelves, and no worries we can wear our crocheted shoulder bags with self-assured pride!!

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                        Well, carrion would be vegan, no?

                        If that animal was to die of natural causes, like sickness, lightning strike, old age, heart attack, etc. it could be considered vegan

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                        Some do consider it vegan, same as the "freegan" subset. There's even at least one influencer who is a bit infamous for it But there's also a few problems with this line of reasoning. It still normalizes the idea of the consumption of animal products, so it's a slippery slope at best. It's also not scalable, as soon as probably even a modest proportion of people would adopt such a diet, demand would quickly start to surpass supply which would incentivise the artificial production of more road kill.

                        And then there's just the why? of it. Like if we're talking about extreme situations like starvation and poverty where there is literally no other choice, okay that would make sense. But otherwise, what is so wrong with eating plants that someone would go out of their way to eat carrion instead? With the likely putrefaction involved we are talking about literal self harm to avoid eating some good ol grains and beans.

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                          This is known as a joke.

                          One of the most sinister problems is with fee-fee vegans and vegetarians, who in service of their ignorance, kill way more things to sustain their politically-motivated and fee-fee-based lifestyle.

                          I'm as close to vegetarian as my body will allow. I'm just calling the movement for what it is. Eat something that had a face? OMG! Flatten millions of acres, kill billions of insects, displace and kill millions of animals, farm the land with diesel equipment, ship the product in trucks 2000 miles. So vegan potato chips are on the shelves, and no worries we can wear our crocheted shoulder bags with self-assured pride!!

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                          See the problem is the same as people who think it's still funny to joke about abusing women. Even ignoring the offensiveness, we've heard it already. A million times. It's old, really old, really uncreative. Boring.

                          Just like the shitty, thoroughly debunked crop deaths regurgitation. If you're going to try debating vegans, at least take a few minutes to do some basic research, cause you have no idea how repetitive this is for us.

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                            This is known as a joke.

                            One of the most sinister problems is with fee-fee vegans and vegetarians, who in service of their ignorance, kill way more things to sustain their politically-motivated and fee-fee-based lifestyle.

                            I'm as close to vegetarian as my body will allow. I'm just calling the movement for what it is. Eat something that had a face? OMG! Flatten millions of acres, kill billions of insects, displace and kill millions of animals, farm the land with diesel equipment, ship the product in trucks 2000 miles. So vegan potato chips are on the shelves, and no worries we can wear our crocheted shoulder bags with self-assured pride!!

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                            Wait until you find out what's eating most of those crops. (It's not humans)

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                              It’s a fucking joke, you idiots, how are so many of you this dense?

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                                Do you try veggie burgers every now and then to see where it's at, at least?

                                Because some of them really are good. Or decent at least. Some are less than delicious, but eh.

                                Definitely they're improving all the time.

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                                I do actually, the beyond burger era has been pretty good for upping the game but they're not quite there yet IMO

                                I'm completely with you that they're improving though, I think the smash burger style is gonna get there soon

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                                    See the problem is the same as people who think it's still funny to joke about abusing women. Even ignoring the offensiveness, we've heard it already. A million times. It's old, really old, really uncreative. Boring.

                                    Just like the shitty, thoroughly debunked crop deaths regurgitation. If you're going to try debating vegans, at least take a few minutes to do some basic research, cause you have no idea how repetitive this is for us.

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                                    Well, jokes about rape can still be creative and funny. As long as they don't feel forced.

                                    Edit: nobody understood my joke. 😭

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                                      See the problem is the same as people who think it's still funny to joke about abusing women. Even ignoring the offensiveness, we've heard it already. A million times. It's old, really old, really uncreative. Boring.

                                      Just like the shitty, thoroughly debunked crop deaths regurgitation. If you're going to try debating vegans, at least take a few minutes to do some basic research, cause you have no idea how repetitive this is for us.

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                                      this doesn't debunk every crop deaths argument. it only addresses an argument in the form "since animals die in crop harvesting, vegans shouldn't eat crops (or they would be hypocrites".

                                      but the issue of crop deaths actually points to something else: people don't care if animals die in the production of their food. vegans claim to care but will eat food covered in pesticides and harvested with threshers. the mental gymnastics they go through, like writing a four part essay about how these animal deaths are actually ok, shows that they, too, are ok with animals during in the production of their food.

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                                        this doesn't debunk every crop deaths argument. it only addresses an argument in the form "since animals die in crop harvesting, vegans shouldn't eat crops (or they would be hypocrites".

                                        but the issue of crop deaths actually points to something else: people don't care if animals die in the production of their food. vegans claim to care but will eat food covered in pesticides and harvested with threshers. the mental gymnastics they go through, like writing a four part essay about how these animal deaths are actually ok, shows that they, too, are ok with animals during in the production of their food.

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                                        We can't eliminate all suffering and harm, so we shouldn't even try reducing it? Perfect is the enemy of good. For many if not most vegans, it's about minimizing harm. Many are motivated by ecological concern as well.

                                        Some insects die on my car's grill when I'm driving. I still go to work every day while calling myself vegan. Literally the only non-hypocritical action would be to kill myself. Forgive me if I don't.

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                                          Well, jokes about rape can still be creative and funny. As long as they don't feel forced.

                                          Edit: nobody understood my joke. 😭

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                                          No, they're really not. What is wrong with you?

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