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  • M [email protected]

    This is a philosophical discussion and I doubt you are educated or experienced enough to contribute anything worthwhile to it.

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    Insulting, but also correct. What "knowing" something even means has a long philosophical history.

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    • C [email protected]

      Semantics 😴

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      Not even remotely.

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      • haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.comH [email protected]

        Welp. Its actually very in line with the late stage capitalist system. All polish, no innovation.

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        Awwwww snap look at this limp dick future we got going on here.

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        • M [email protected]

          Code that does not work is just text.

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          Conversely, code that works is also text

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          • P [email protected]

            To be fair, if I wrote 3000 new lines of code in one shot, it probably wouldn’t run either.

            LLMs are good for simple bits of logic under around 200 lines of code, or things that are strictly boilerplate. People who are trying to force it to do things beyond that are just being silly.

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            You managed to get an ai to do 200 lines of code and it actually compiled?

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            • M [email protected]

              Conversely, code that works is also text

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              But working code can be made into numbers.

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              • dumnezero@piefed.socialD [email protected]

                Try to get one of these LLMs to update a package.json.

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                ones that can run cli tools do great, they just use npm

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                • galoisghost@aussie.zoneG [email protected]

                  I’ve never thought of it that way. I’m going to add copy writer to my resume.

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                  Maybe fiction writer as well

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                  • B [email protected]

                    You managed to get an ai to do 200 lines of code and it actually compiled?

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                    4o has been able to do this for months.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      But working code can be made into numbers.

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                      But text is also numbers

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                      • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                        I asked ChatGPT with help about bare metal 32-bit ARM (For the Pi Zero W) C/ASM, emulated in QEMU for testing, and after the third iteration of "use printf for output" -> "there's no printf with bare metal as target" -> "use solution X" -> "doesn't work" -> "ude printf for output" ... I had enough.

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                        That's what tends to happen

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                          Did it try to blackmail him if he didn't use the new code?

                          Context

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                            My uncle. Very smart very neuronal. He knows the entire Internet, can you imagine? the entire internet. Like the mails of Crooked Hillary Clinton, that crook. You know what stands in that Mails? my uncle knows. He makes the best code. The most beautiful code. No one has ever seen code like it, but for him, he's a genius, like i am, i have inherited all his genius genes. It is very easy. He makes the best code. Sometimes he calls me and asks me: you are even smarter than i am. Can you look at my code?

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                            Thanks, I hate it.

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                            • M [email protected]

                              I can tell you're a member of the next generation.

                              Gonna ignore you now.

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                              A 3 day old account being a dick on Lemmy?

                              I'm shocked.

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                              • B [email protected]

                                You managed to get an ai to do 200 lines of code and it actually compiled?

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                                Uh yeah, like all the time. Anyone who says otherwise really hasn’t tried recently. I know it’s a meme that AI can’t code (and still in many cases that’s true, eg. I don’t have the AI do anything with OpenCV or complex math) but it’s very routine these days for common use cases like web development.

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                                • I [email protected]

                                  Not even remotely.

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                                  You could claim that it knows the pattern of how references are formatted, depending on what you mean by the word know. Therefore, 100% uninteresting discussion of semantics.

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                                  • F [email protected]

                                    Insulting, but also correct. What "knowing" something even means has a long philosophical history.

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                                    Trying to treat the discussion as a philisophical one is giving more nuance to 'knowing' than it deserves. An LLM can spit out a sentence that looks like it knows something, but it is just pattern matching frequency of word associations which is mimicry, not knowledge.

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                                      I can tell you're a member of the next generation.

                                      Gonna ignore you now.

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                                      At first I thought that might be a Pepsi reference, but you are probably too young to know about that.

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                                        well, it only took 2 years to go from the cursed will smith eating spaghetti video to veo3 which can make completely lifelike videos with audio. so who knows what the future holds

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          This weekend I successfully used Claude to add three features in a Rust utility I had wanted for a couple years. I had opened issue requests, but no else volunteered. I had tried learning Rust, Wayland and GTK to do it myself, but the docs at the time weren’t great and the learning curve was steep. But Claude figured it all out pretty quick.

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                                          Did the generated code get merged? I'd be curious to see the PRs

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