Dressing up as ICE
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I’ve heard stories of two police departments confusing each other and literally get in a fighting match, so it might not be that far fetched
(Undercover drug buyers meeting undercover drug sellers … hilarity ensues)
There are numerous reports of police shooting each other thinking that the other are criminals.
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another agency
Coordinated within hierarchies
Yes, but inter-agency coordination is notorious.
I think you meant to finish that the inter-agency is notoriously bad at communicating and informing each other. Yes, that's true, but unless the OP situation plans to identify themselves as the FBI with fake badges, credentials, and possibly even paperwork that the subject's lawyer can corroborate, it's not going to go well.
Might make some good fiction. IRL would make for a lengthy prison term.
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I’ve heard stories of two police departments confusing each other and literally get in a fighting match, so it might not be that far fetched
(Undercover drug buyers meeting undercover drug sellers … hilarity ensues)
Yeah, but that's not the result the OP post expects, but instead "oh, you're on duty now? Well, sure, OK I guess."
What you're suggesting of the opposite. Legit other agency LEOs show up for a double-tap arrest and the first group start shooting at them because they don't expect them.
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I don't understand why more Americans just don't dress up like ICE and do whatever they want ...
- rob a bank
- local courthouse and help out someone being actually processed by ICE
- upset your local parish for no reason
- raid a school and let the kids out early for fun
- upset and panic a Republican political event
- local supermarket and grab some free coffee
- raid a library and take a book without signing it out
- get your daily groceries at the grocery store and don't pay for anything
- go into a bar and scare everyone ... then take all the money and booze you want
- go into a car dealership and steal a brand new car
... like ... no one is bothering to check who ICE is and they are not identifying themselves.
All they have is body armour, masks and firearms ... anyone can do that ... which means, anyone can do whatever they want.
Serial killers gonna change their MO
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There are numerous reports of police shooting each other thinking that the other are criminals.
Least wrong cop take ever.
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These people are all coworkers in career LEO positions.
You think one group of 20 dudes have Kevlar vests and their sidearms at home and just pitch up at a court house like it's a shift at a Denny's? These people have desks and a locker room somewhere where they see each other without masks. They know each other well before the masks go on.
These people are all coworkers in career LEO positions
Lol no, these people are mostly flunkies who couldn't meet the standards for military or actual police. Remember, ICE had been on a massive hiring kick.
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Bring your gun.
Believe it or not, same result.
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There’s gotta be some sort of secret code word you have to know,…..no never mind. So far this administration are far too dumb to have even considered this possibility.
How about a gang sign?
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The secret code? Just tell them a racist joke and a give them a wink and you should be fine
you need the attitude too. Legs far apart, swagger. Dressup in as much suprplus military gear as you can find, the more useless and inappropriate for the situation the better. And dont forget your punisher patch.
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These people are all coworkers in career LEO positions
Lol no, these people are mostly flunkies who couldn't meet the standards for military or actual police. Remember, ICE had been on a massive hiring kick.
They have very young person builds. They arent fat like LEOs.
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With all this open encouragement of beating up or murdering ICE agents, I think dressing up so you're generally perceived as an ICE agent is a dumb idea at this time.
"in these particular times X is happening so we'll need you to act this way that we want you to" is classic cop coercion.
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"You're an imposter!!"
"No, you're an imposter!!"
its red i swear
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They have very young person builds. They arent fat like LEOs.
There are other reasons to flunk out besides physical. Problems following superiors orders seems like a likely reason, but there are plenty to choose from
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These people are all coworkers in career LEO positions
Lol no, these people are mostly flunkies who couldn't meet the standards for military or actual police. Remember, ICE had been on a massive hiring kick.
They are about to hire thousands more. Think about the type of person who would apply for that job. It's not going to be people who want to help immigrants navigate the system, it's going to be people who want to hurt minorities.
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I don't understand why more Americans just don't dress up like ICE and do whatever they want ...
- rob a bank
- local courthouse and help out someone being actually processed by ICE
- upset your local parish for no reason
- raid a school and let the kids out early for fun
- upset and panic a Republican political event
- local supermarket and grab some free coffee
- raid a library and take a book without signing it out
- get your daily groceries at the grocery store and don't pay for anything
- go into a bar and scare everyone ... then take all the money and booze you want
- go into a car dealership and steal a brand new car
... like ... no one is bothering to check who ICE is and they are not identifying themselves.
All they have is body armour, masks and firearms ... anyone can do that ... which means, anyone can do whatever they want.
Find a copy of Abbie Hoffman's "Steal This Book"
Steal it.
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No, You will get shot.
unfortunately have to agree here, leftists are not known for getting on the same page, and when half of them are doing shoot ICE aganets and half are doing sow chaos by pretend to look like them, things will end up badly. We need to pick a plan and follow through for once.
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They are about to hire thousands more. Think about the type of person who would apply for that job. It's not going to be people who want to help immigrants navigate the system, it's going to be people who want to hurt minorities.
Seems we could use a few thousand decent people to join ICE and start exercising some of the ideally non-violent techniques found in the CIA's civilian sabotage field manual from WW2.
"Oh shit. Sorry boss. I thought this ICE van ran on diesel fuel, not gasoline."
"Ah crap, I left the door to the detention van unlocked and all the prisoners ran away!"
"What do you mean I'm lazy and unproductive? I've been at every one of our raids. Just because I didn't apprehend anyone myself, doesn't mean I wasn't working."
"Look, I'm just being thorough. It's important to check, double check, and triple check any orders or warrants. There's a lot of people trying to sabotage ICE right now. That's why I always confirm our orders both in email and in person before moving forward. I would also like to hold a meeting to plan how we might establish a committee on preventing leftists from sabotaging ICE."
Collect a paycheck, drain ICE funds, and be the most unproductive and incompetent ICE agent in history.
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Seems we could use a few thousand decent people to join ICE and start exercising some of the ideally non-violent techniques found in the CIA's civilian sabotage field manual from WW2.
"Oh shit. Sorry boss. I thought this ICE van ran on diesel fuel, not gasoline."
"Ah crap, I left the door to the detention van unlocked and all the prisoners ran away!"
"What do you mean I'm lazy and unproductive? I've been at every one of our raids. Just because I didn't apprehend anyone myself, doesn't mean I wasn't working."
"Look, I'm just being thorough. It's important to check, double check, and triple check any orders or warrants. There's a lot of people trying to sabotage ICE right now. That's why I always confirm our orders both in email and in person before moving forward. I would also like to hold a meeting to plan how we might establish a committee on preventing leftists from sabotaging ICE."
Collect a paycheck, drain ICE funds, and be the most unproductive and incompetent ICE agent in history.
I truly like this idea.
Unfortunately, they'll want to see my social media, and when they see that I routinely refer to the Faux President as HitlerPig, and Stephen Miller as PeeWee Himmler, they'll probably escort me straight from the interview to El Salvador.
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I was reading an article about a massive ICE raid at a Home Depot in LA, and one woman they interviewed escaped by jumping into a stranger's car at a red light.
It made me think that if I'm ever driving past a situation like that, I would pull over and try to squeeze as many escapees as possible in my vehicle.
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dress up like ice agents
So just a mask on your head, a rifle with some racist inscription on it in your hand, and you're good to go!
