Lick it
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Disagree on eyes. Light is EM radiation, not a mechanical wave like sound. Your retina isn't 'touching' anything but the vitreous.
Though isn't it a stream of photons that hit the photoreceptors? So not touch in the mechanical sense, but things are still "touching" in the colliquial sense, like a very minute and specialized version of smell
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I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like
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I dunno....
looks at pile of discarded lint rollers covered in saliva
Damn now I'm hungry.
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Suuuuure, buddy.
This is exactly what a basketball-licker would say...
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I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE
️I'm just realizing from your comment that the pan- in PANTONE is the same as the pan- in pansexual.
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My tongue is defective
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(your username is kinda epic)
Thank you. Yours is great too. Have a fantastic week.
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Now do the vacuum compartment of my Roomba. Mmmmmmm ...
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I think you might be onto something.
I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.
You've never had dick on your tongue because you had helicopter parents who made sure you didn't put anything in your mouth that isn't food?
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You've never had dick on your tongue because you had helicopter parents who made sure you didn't put anything in your mouth that isn't food?
no, I never had dick on my tongue because I grew up in a conservative household.
