Amusement
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.
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I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.
That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.
wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
I wish women were real. They're so pretty.
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I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.
...remind me not to eat off any of your dishes
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Get a shower speaker, actually wash yourself in the shower. Wow, a song and a half, guess I'm done.
instructions unclear listened to an entire season of a podcast, am still unwashed but soaking wet, my water bill is now $500, and my fingers are pruny
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As a straight male I can confirm these benefits.
Unfortunately I don't have a bathtub that works with a tray- the wall side is too close with the wall
attach suction cups to one side
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I mean, I sprung for a jacuzzi tub for a reason.
remember to clean your jets regularly i saw a video of someone cleaning the jets for someone who didn't know you had to clean them and i will never enter a mystery jacuzzi again oh god 🫠
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remember to clean your jets regularly i saw a video of someone cleaning the jets for someone who didn't know you had to clean them and i will never enter a mystery jacuzzi again oh god 🫠
Yeah it can get really disgusting if you don't maintain it.
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Just get yourself a 2.5’x3.5’x5/16” steel plate, accomplishing the same thing.
That has another 2 degrees of freedom and could slide around a lot.
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.
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If I want to read on a comfy spot, I just sit on my couch. Tried reading while bathing multiple times and there's just always the feeling and the actual danger that your book gets wet.
Suite yourself.
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I wish women were real. They're so pretty.
From what I've read about them in books they seem really great
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IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.
By god that might just be it!
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wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
Now there's a mental image.
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Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.
They make boats out of the stuff, I'm sure it will be fine.
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wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
I did not know that about cunt physics
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Careful, this is how you Chandler in the tub
I don't know that weed could ever bring about the same effects and consequences. iirc it was ketamine that Chandelier used
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wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
would it be more or less embarrassing to tell people the truth or that you just peed yourself?
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I wish women were real. They're so pretty.
just become one.
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would it be more or less embarrassing to tell people the truth or that you just peed yourself?
haha fortunately it only happened at home & not an amount that would have made it outside clothes anyway
I'm the kind of person that tells internet strangers that my cunt vacuumed bath water. you bet I'd be slinging that cognitohazard of truth to anyone unlucky enough to be present lmao
