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  • S [email protected]

    Get a shower speaker, actually wash yourself in the shower. Wow, a song and a half, guess I'm done.

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    instructions unclear listened to an entire season of a podcast, am still unwashed but soaking wet, my water bill is now $500, and my fingers are pruny

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    • P [email protected]

      As a straight male I can confirm these benefits.

      Unfortunately I don't have a bathtub that works with a tray- the wall side is too close with the wall 😕

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      attach suction cups to one side

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      • J [email protected]

        I mean, I sprung for a jacuzzi tub for a reason.

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        remember to clean your jets regularly i saw a video of someone cleaning the jets for someone who didn't know you had to clean them and i will never enter a mystery jacuzzi again oh god 🫠

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        • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

          remember to clean your jets regularly i saw a video of someone cleaning the jets for someone who didn't know you had to clean them and i will never enter a mystery jacuzzi again oh god 🫠

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          Yeah it can get really disgusting if you don't maintain it.

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          • ohshit604@sh.itjust.worksO [email protected]

            Just get yourself a 2.5’x3.5’x5/16” steel plate, accomplishing the same thing.

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            That has another 2 degrees of freedom and could slide around a lot.

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            • A [email protected]

              Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?

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              I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.

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              • peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgP [email protected]

                If I want to read on a comfy spot, I just sit on my couch. Tried reading while bathing multiple times and there's just always the feeling and the actual danger that your book gets wet.

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                Suite yourself.

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                • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                  I wish women were real. They're so pretty.

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                  From what I've read about them in books they seem really great

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                  • P [email protected]

                    IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.

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                    By god that might just be it!

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                    • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                      wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

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                      Now there's a mental image.

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                      • S [email protected]

                        Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.

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                        They make boats out of the stuff, I'm sure it will be fine.

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                        • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                          wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

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                          I did not know that about cunt physics

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                          • L [email protected]

                            Careful, this is how you Chandler in the tub

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                            I don't know that weed could ever bring about the same effects and consequences. iirc it was ketamine that Chandelier used

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                            • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                              wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

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                              would it be more or less embarrassing to tell people the truth or that you just peed yourself?

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                              • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                                I wish women were real. They're so pretty.

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                                just become one.

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                                • I [email protected]

                                  would it be more or less embarrassing to tell people the truth or that you just peed yourself?

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                                  haha fortunately it only happened at home & not an amount that would have made it outside clothes anyway

                                  I'm the kind of person that tells internet strangers that my cunt vacuumed bath water. you bet I'd be slinging that cognitohazard of truth to anyone unlucky enough to be present lmao

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                                  • I [email protected]

                                    just become one.

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                                    but then I couldn't go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!

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                                    • H [email protected]

                                      I did not know that about cunt physics

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                                      I didn't either so imagine my fuckin surprise 💀

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                                      • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                                        but then I couldn't go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!

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                                        I think it was that there are no grills online.

                                        but by now there are wi-fi enabled grills, so anyways...

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                                        • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                                          haha fortunately it only happened at home & not an amount that would have made it outside clothes anyway

                                          I'm the kind of person that tells internet strangers that my cunt vacuumed bath water. you bet I'd be slinging that cognitohazard of truth to anyone unlucky enough to be present lmao

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                                          honestly, that's better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.

                                          I wish my genitals had those powers, What's the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won't do any silly straw shenanigans.

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