Amusement
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.
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If I want to read on a comfy spot, I just sit on my couch. Tried reading while bathing multiple times and there's just always the feeling and the actual danger that your book gets wet.
Suite yourself.
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I wish women were real. They're so pretty.
From what I've read about them in books they seem really great
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IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.
By god that might just be it!
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wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
Now there's a mental image.
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Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.
They make boats out of the stuff, I'm sure it will be fine.
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wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
I did not know that about cunt physics
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Careful, this is how you Chandler in the tub
I don't know that weed could ever bring about the same effects and consequences. iirc it was ketamine that Chandelier used
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wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
would it be more or less embarrassing to tell people the truth or that you just peed yourself?
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I wish women were real. They're so pretty.
just become one.
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would it be more or less embarrassing to tell people the truth or that you just peed yourself?
haha fortunately it only happened at home & not an amount that would have made it outside clothes anyway
I'm the kind of person that tells internet strangers that my cunt vacuumed bath water. you bet I'd be slinging that cognitohazard of truth to anyone unlucky enough to be present lmao
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just become one.
but then I couldn't go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!
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I did not know that about cunt physics
I didn't either so imagine my fuckin surprise
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but then I couldn't go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!
I think it was that there are no grills online.
but by now there are wi-fi enabled grills, so anyways...
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haha fortunately it only happened at home & not an amount that would have made it outside clothes anyway
I'm the kind of person that tells internet strangers that my cunt vacuumed bath water. you bet I'd be slinging that cognitohazard of truth to anyone unlucky enough to be present lmao
honestly, that's better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.
I wish my genitals had those powers, What's the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won't do any silly straw shenanigans.
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wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume
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but then I couldn't go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!
That's it we're forcefemming op and having a tea party
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ADHD brain can't handle a bath. It's too much relaxing and not enough doing.
You gotta try farting bubbles
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attach suction cups to one side
I have this fancy suction cup wall handle what like I'm a feeble old poot monster (because I'm a feeble young poot monster) and it's pretty neat for hanging stuff from and grabbing on to when I don't feel like falling over.
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“And up here is the squirt catcher”.
I am extremely gay and also don’t know how women use the bathtub but that is how I would design it for men.
