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  • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

    I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.

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    Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.

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      Do the orgasm tokens come with the board?

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      Most of mine happen because I am bored.

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        Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.

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        • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

          Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.

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          I wish I could float. I can swim but floating ain't an option no more because of my bone density.

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            I mostly stare into the abyss.

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            • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

              wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

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              Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.

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                honestly, that's better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.

                I wish my genitals had those powers, What's the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won't do any silly straw shenanigans.

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                I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

                (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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                • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                  That's it we're forcefemming op and having a tea party

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                  women 🍵

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                  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                    I have this fancy suction cup wall handle what like I'm a feeble old poot monster (because I'm a feeble young poot monster) and it's pretty neat for hanging stuff from and grabbing on to when I don't feel like falling over.

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                    I'm an uncoordinated middle aged poot monster and can confirm the universal utility of the sucky bar has probably saved me from getting several stitches

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                      Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.

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                      it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again

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                        From what I've read about them in books they seem really great

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                        especially when they go down staircases, I've read

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                          It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?

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                            It's relaxing, but I wouldn't spend hours reading or something, it's just uncomfortable and you look like a raisin afterwards.

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                            I think if you tried to spend hours in there the water would go cold, but it's comfortable for, say, 20, 30, maybe 40 minutes, which is enough to read for a bit or watch an episode of a series. It's indulgent, but it feels relaxing to shut yourself in the bathroom, go into a tub of hot water and relax isolated from the world outside.

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                              It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?

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                              I can only assume that photography is illegal in China

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                              • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume

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                                "An object fully immersed in water displaces an amount equal to its volume.

                                An object floating in water displaces an a amount equal to its weight." -Some Eureka guy

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                                • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                                  I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

                                  (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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                                  Well that would give a whole new meaning to the phrase "eating her out"

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                                  • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

                                    ...remind me not to eat off any of your dishes

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                                    They could kill a third bird by incorporating one of both of their bathroom procedures, eliminating the need for excessive flushing.

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                                    • lexam@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

                                      I feel personally attacked!

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                                      Same model! Good for keeping the wine glass dry on the outside and popping up the kindle

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                                        I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

                                        (this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

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                                        you can make sure your partner never gets thirsty while being eating out. that's their loss

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                                          Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.

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                                          Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

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