Amusement
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Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.
I wish I could float. I can swim but floating ain't an option no more because of my bone density.
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I mostly stare into the abyss.
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wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.
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honestly, that's better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.
I wish my genitals had those powers, What's the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won't do any silly straw shenanigans.
I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪
(this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)
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That's it we're forcefemming op and having a tea party
women
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I have this fancy suction cup wall handle what like I'm a feeble old poot monster (because I'm a feeble young poot monster) and it's pretty neat for hanging stuff from and grabbing on to when I don't feel like falling over.
I'm an uncoordinated middle aged poot monster and can confirm the universal utility of the sucky bar has probably saved me from getting several stitches
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Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.
it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again
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From what I've read about them in books they seem really great
especially when they go down staircases, I've read
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It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?
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It's relaxing, but I wouldn't spend hours reading or something, it's just uncomfortable and you look like a raisin afterwards.
I think if you tried to spend hours in there the water would go cold, but it's comfortable for, say, 20, 30, maybe 40 minutes, which is enough to read for a bit or watch an episode of a series. It's indulgent, but it feels relaxing to shut yourself in the bathroom, go into a tub of hot water and relax isolated from the world outside.
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It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?
I can only assume that photography is illegal in China
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I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume
"An object fully immersed in water displaces an amount equal to its volume.
An object floating in water displaces an a amount equal to its weight." -Some Eureka guy
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I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪
(this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)
Well that would give a whole new meaning to the phrase "eating her out"
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...remind me not to eat off any of your dishes
They could kill a third bird by incorporating one of both of their bathroom procedures, eliminating the need for excessive flushing.
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I feel personally attacked!
Same model! Good for keeping the wine glass dry on the outside and popping up the kindle
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I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪
(this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)
you can make sure your partner never gets thirsty while being eating out. that's their loss
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Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.
Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter
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They could kill a third bird by incorporating one of both of their bathroom procedures, eliminating the need for excessive flushing.
Turd bird
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IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.
Give this man a raise for single handedly inventing the candle watching bridge!
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Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter
As you get older, you will sometimes find that your gas has unexpectedly become a solid, or even worse, a fluid
.That's the "fun" thing about science, because different disciplines decided to reuse the words from other disciplines we get very technical words with multiple meanings.
