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  • janus2@lemmy.zipJ [email protected]

    wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

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    Just remember to do Kegels until the bathwater is out before you leave the tub.

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      If you don’t care about making it look right it’s way cheaper to buy the component images and piece them together than it is to coordinate a photo shoot with a model who is willing to get in a bath and the crew who would be needed (not a lot, but probably a lighting tech and a makeup person at least, if one of them was also willing and able to do things like keep the bubbles looking right.)

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      But each of the props is individually photoshopped.

      Wouldn't you pick your stock photo of the woman in the bath, then create your green screen shot of the product with all the props actually on it with consistent lighting, and then Photoshop the whole then in as a single element? Why would they get stock assets for every single prop rather than use real props when photographing the product?

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        But each of the props is individually photoshopped.

        Wouldn't you pick your stock photo of the woman in the bath, then create your green screen shot of the product with all the props actually on it with consistent lighting, and then Photoshop the whole then in as a single element? Why would they get stock assets for every single prop rather than use real props when photographing the product?

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        Not if I’m an underpaid entry level “marketing” employee. Getting each item is a separate purchase order, and your boss will be on your ass to use the digital assets his boss paid for. Shit, the person who composed this image may not have a camera other than the one on their phone and the webcam on their laptop.

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          But do you achieve your breasting in a boobily fashion?

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          titfully so

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            Prop head on one of the corners, close eyes, float into the abyss.

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              I've seen what happens, and I don't think you're allowed to show uncontrollable diarrhea in marketing material

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                Not if I’m an underpaid entry level “marketing” employee. Getting each item is a separate purchase order, and your boss will be on your ass to use the digital assets his boss paid for. Shit, the person who composed this image may not have a camera other than the one on their phone and the webcam on their laptop.

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                I suppose that's my bad for assuming marketers want the marketing material to be good. Which, honestly, was a silly mistake.

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                  I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.

                  That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.

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                  You’d have to get a magic wand that doesn’t plug into the wall though, so you’re giving up on a bit of power.

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                    I mostly stare into the abyss.

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                    One day the abyss will stare back.

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                      From what I've read about them in books they seem really great

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                      I was single for 20 years due to various personal issues and insecuritys. I finally threw caution into the wind and went on a date.

                      I plan to propose soon. It's worth it in the end. It really is.

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