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  • peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgP [email protected]

    Why even bathing instead of showering? It feels like swimming in your own dirt, while it's so hot you sweat, but can't really sweat, because it's wet too and because it's wet you can't really read a book or do something else.

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    If you're so incredibly filthy that a bath feels like soaking in your own dirt (no judgement, that's valid), you could shower first. A bath for me at least isn't about cleaning yourself, it's a relaxation thing.

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    • peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgP [email protected]

      Why even bathing instead of showering? It feels like swimming in your own dirt, while it's so hot you sweat, but can't really sweat, because it's wet too and because it's wet you can't really read a book or do something else.

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      You can absolutely read a book.

      My books live by my bath while I am reading them.

      Reading a book is one of the great reasons to bath instead of shower.

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        Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?

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        Draining the blood away from the meat.

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          Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?

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          Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.

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          • peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgP [email protected]

            Most relaxing thin on earth is to sweat in your own dirt. Ig opinions differ.

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            Not sure why you are being downvoted - it is a very relaxing thing for many:-).

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              If you're so incredibly filthy that a bath feels like soaking in your own dirt (no judgement, that's valid), you could shower first. A bath for me at least isn't about cleaning yourself, it's a relaxation thing.

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              Alright, actually never tought about that, also since it seems irrational to first use water to clean yourself and then use even more water to sit in. It's more about the dirty feeling than actually sitting in dirt. Still I think I would prefer a comfy couch instead of a bath.

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                Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?

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                Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.

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                  Personally I shower after the bath with cooler water, helps to reset my temp so I’m not sweaty after and obviously to clean up also.

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                  Alright, actually never tought about that, also since it seems irrational to first use water to sit in and then use water to clean yourself. It's more about the dirty feeling than actually sitting in dirt. Still I think I would prefer a comfy couch instead of a bath.

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                    You can absolutely read a book.

                    My books live by my bath while I am reading them.

                    Reading a book is one of the great reasons to bath instead of shower.

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                    If I want to read on a comfy spot, I just sit on my couch. Tried reading while bathing multiple times and there's just always the feeling and the actual danger that your book gets wet.

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                    • openstars@piefed.socialO [email protected]

                      Not sure why you are being downvoted - it is a very relaxing thing for many:-).

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                      ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

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                        Close enough?

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                        Oh man. So risky to own that. I would hyper focus on this and probably end up drowning.

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                          More like, "The AI program we used to generate this slop has no idea what a women do in the bathtub, or that humans don't drink wine and lattes simultaneously, and it can't even maintain a consistent perspective around the edge of the tub."

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                          • peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgP [email protected]

                            Most relaxing thin on earth is to sweat in your own dirt. Ig opinions differ.

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                            I generally feel the same.
                            Also, bubble bath- not relaxing, because then I'm covered in a thin soapy film and am forced to shower after.

                            That said, I think it's a western problem. I didn't hate baths when I was in Japan. Huge deep tubs, and the entire room is waterproof with a drain, so not only is the bath super deep but you can also overflow it as part of the experience. All that together made all the difference.

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                              breasting so boobily

                              I’ve learned a new description for big ‘ol boobies and it’s fantastic.

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                              https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/breasted-boobily

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                              • pjwestin@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                                More like, "The AI program we used to generate this slop has no idea what a women do in the bathtub, or that humans don't drink wine and lattes simultaneously, and it can't even maintain a consistent perspective around the edge of the tub."

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                                This ain't AI... This is the haphazardly thrown together product photos you see on amazon, which just plasters a few stock photos together with the product.

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                                  Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?

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                                  Rolling blunts. You just have to keep your hands dry

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                                  • peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgP [email protected]

                                    Alright, actually never tought about that, also since it seems irrational to first use water to sit in and then use water to clean yourself. It's more about the dirty feeling than actually sitting in dirt. Still I think I would prefer a comfy couch instead of a bath.

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                                    I mean, unless you work in a coal mine or in the sewers, you probably aren't covered in a thick layer of grime when you get in the tub. Most people are going to have a very thin layer of dried sweat and body oil, which will be a tiny, tiny percentage of the water in the tub.

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                                      That sounds dreadful

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                                      I work a lot of fancy events as a caterer and often have a drink behind the scenes, but often these events are in random offices with no bar support, resulting in us drinking strange concoctions.

                                      Spanish coke is popular, which is just red wine and coke. This is probably second only to white wine spritzers. Separately in day events, we've found putting espresso into coke over ice is surprisingly okay, I wouldn't say it's better than the sum of its parts, but probably on par with normal coke.

                                      So I had the wise idea of shaking espresso, coke, and red wine together, just to see what it tasted like. I'd truly give it a 5/10. Which isn't bad if not for the fact that I'd give each ingredient alone a 6/10 or better.

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                                        The bathtub scene from Gummo (1997)

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                                        What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.

                                        And why is the water brown?

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                                        • chewables@piefed.socialC [email protected]

                                          as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:

                                          1. it's warm
                                          2. gravity isn't being as much of a bitch on your joints as it usually is (if you're over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)

                                          thanks i'm here all week

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                                          Why is being a gay male relevant?

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