Amusement
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Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.
Do the orgasm tokens come with the board?
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Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall
Not for Cosmo Kramer.
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I feel personally attacked!
Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.
I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.
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I like the vibe of having multiple blunts for a single bath
Careful, this is how you Chandler in the tub
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Don't be so quick to blame AI. this is horrible photo shopping at its prime. The glass of wine may as well be cut from a magazine and glued on. The tray is skewed incorrectly
Yeah, it definitely looks like the tray was hastily slapped together in photoshop, but I think the tub and woman are AI. I could be wrong, but the perspective on the tub doesn't seem right, and she looks uncanny.
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Just get yourself a 2.5’x3.5’x5/16” steel plate, accomplishing the same thing.
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This ain't AI... This is the haphazardly thrown together product photos you see on amazon, which just plasters a few stock photos together with the product.
Love the tiny wine glass with a weird perspective and lighting that has its foot cut in half.
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I feel personally attacked!
I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.
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I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.
That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.
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I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.
That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.
wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
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Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
I wish women were real. They're so pretty.
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I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.
...remind me not to eat off any of your dishes
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Get a shower speaker, actually wash yourself in the shower. Wow, a song and a half, guess I'm done.
instructions unclear listened to an entire season of a podcast, am still unwashed but soaking wet, my water bill is now $500, and my fingers are pruny
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As a straight male I can confirm these benefits.
Unfortunately I don't have a bathtub that works with a tray- the wall side is too close with the wall
attach suction cups to one side
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I mean, I sprung for a jacuzzi tub for a reason.
remember to clean your jets regularly i saw a video of someone cleaning the jets for someone who didn't know you had to clean them and i will never enter a mystery jacuzzi again oh god 🫠
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remember to clean your jets regularly i saw a video of someone cleaning the jets for someone who didn't know you had to clean them and i will never enter a mystery jacuzzi again oh god 🫠
Yeah it can get really disgusting if you don't maintain it.
