NOOOOOOO
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That's the old school phone, if you were lucky your mom bought some magazines and now you can read about how to best plant your herb garden before spring, it's fall btw
Reader's digest. My parents kept them in the bathroom.
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It's even worse when I go in prepared. I have young kids who will barge in and take my device while I'm on the throne. Now I've got to start taking in 2 devices so I still have something after losing one.
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I kind of miss the magazine that only gets read in the bathroom.
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that's why i keep two books in the bathroom. True Facts That Sound Like Bullshit by Shane Carley, and Brief Answers to Big Questions by Stephen Hawking. Perfect for reading ~10-20min at a time
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It's even worse when I go in prepared. I have young kids who will barge in and take my device while I'm on the throne. Now I've got to start taking in 2 devices so I still have something after losing one.
Just lock the door?
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Just lock the door?
The pure luxury!
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Bathroom Reader made a fortune off of this idea.
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People who use their phone while on the toilet are disgusting af
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People who use their phone while on the toilet are disgusting af
Yep, same, agree, I will never understand how this has become normalized.
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Just lock the door?
Bathrooms have privacy locks, not security locks. They can be opened from the outside if someone tries, and my kids have little fingers that can open the latch from outside without any additional equipment.
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Yep, same, agree, I will never understand how this has become normalized.
It's an evolution from when people used to take newspapers or magazines to read while pooping.
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It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
Bought this LP for $30 in 2012. Greatest investment I’ve ever made.
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That's called "raw dogging". Am I using it right?
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It's an evolution from when people used to take newspapers or magazines to read while pooping.
Difference being that you generally throw away a newspaper, whereas the surface of your smart phone is almost certainly the object that most people spend the most or second most time touching during a day, they rarely wash it, and they also carry it with them everywhere.
It is astoundingly unhygenic to use a phone on the shitter.
Oh, you washed your hands afterwards?
... Did you wash the phone screen?
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It's an evolution from when people used to take newspapers or magazines to read while pooping.
We know we need fibre now. If it’s taking you more than 20 seconds to shit you’re gonna die early.
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Difference being that you generally throw away a newspaper, whereas the surface of your smart phone is almost certainly the object that most people spend the most or second most time touching during a day, they rarely wash it, and they also carry it with them everywhere.
It is astoundingly unhygenic to use a phone on the shitter.
Oh, you washed your hands afterwards?
... Did you wash the phone screen?
Is it that bad? Just being in the presence of poop? If that’s the case we should change shirts and pants after a poop.
I wipe with the help of my hands but never my phone so it makes sense to wash my hands.
Back in my pocket it goes when I’m done, then I wipe and wash hands.
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Oh nooo, I'll have pass time by...
Read the ingredients on the shampoo bottle!THE HORROR!!! THE SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE INFUSED HORROR!!!
On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.
Why tf are you having to pass time?
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Is it that bad? Just being in the presence of poop? If that’s the case we should change shirts and pants after a poop.
I wipe with the help of my hands but never my phone so it makes sense to wash my hands.
Back in my pocket it goes when I’m done, then I wipe and wash hands.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]It is that bad, because most people do not continue to finger their assholes when they're not in the bathroom.
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Touch butt. Touch phone.
Only clean hands?
Touch phone again, you're touching your butt again.
Touch face after touching phone?
You have stuck your finger in your butt and then directly in to your face.
Put phone in pocket?
Yeah, now your pocket has your butt in it.
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Bacteria adhere to and will keep growing on a phone.
Just think of how clean rules work for a surgeon doing prep.
Now, the danger is not as extreme as contamination isn't going under the skin... but you are consistently touching a dirty, potentislly infectious surface all the time, and then touching everything else.
https://time.com/4908654/cell-phone-bacteria/
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I cannot believe I need to explain this, but unless you have shit all over your shirt and pants, you do not need to wash them every time you poop.
If you have shitstains on your underwear, yes, you do need to wash them, and generally speaking, you should be changing your underwear more often than other articles of clothing... though if you sweat a lot from your arm pits, change your shirts or under shirts often as well.
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We know we need fibre now. If it’s taking you more than 20 seconds to shit you’re gonna die early.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Unironically this is a basically true thing as well.
If it routinely takes you so long to shit that you... need to read something?
You have some kind of serious dietary
deficiencyimbalance, and/or some kind of gastro-intestinal or possibly musculature or even neurological problem going on. -
On average, it takes most mammals, including humans, about 12 seconds to have a bowel movement.
Why tf are you having to pass time?
To pass log
