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What's your useless skill?

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    writing code that doesn't need a browser to run on

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    Oh man so much love went into crafting code for low end MP3 players in the Rockbox project, then everyone ended up carrying around smartphones with tons of compute and memory resource to waste

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    • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

      No, like 0 0 0 0 0 .... 1 1 1 1 1 .... 2 2 2 2 ....

      and I forget the rest, but I'm pretty sure I know the last digit

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      I'm pretty sure you don't

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        Oh man so much love went into crafting code for low end MP3 players in the Rockbox project, then everyone ended up carrying around smartphones with tons of compute and memory resource to waste

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        I used rockbox on a recent holiday for my ipod 6g. It's always my go to for holidays so i don't need to use up my phone's battery

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          I know the year most Disney movies came out. Not all of them, but probably more than I should know. Generally, I know the year of release for most movies I have seen.

          When it comes to remembering useful things, I might as well have dementia.

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            Why anyone would even start a YouTube channel right now is beyond me. Unless you're planning to go full Louis Rossman and DGAF.

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            Working for youtube as a content creator sounds like my personal hell. You're basically a slave to your channel once you decide to make it your full time job.

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              I have the same addiction, but with voice actors.

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              They are all Troy Baker anyway xD

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                I have this same skill, but with voice actors.

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                  I have this same skill, but with voice actors.

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                  If it's an elf woman that may or may not be particularly is either extremely horny or ace, i have a pretty solid guess of the English voice actor...

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                  • nexguy@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                    My useless skill is software development ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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                    clearly you have a long road ahead of you if you still can't escape your backslashes lol

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                      If it's an elf woman that may or may not be particularly is either extremely horny or ace, i have a pretty solid guess of the English voice actor...

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                        What, I said guess 🤣. Maybe check again I'll try

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                          that's on the fly volume calculation. very useful for when you have to pack a truck.
                          also helps if you have some Tetris experience. so def monetizeable

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                          I went to college with a guy who was paid very well for figuring out the most efficient way to load a freighter. This was before computers were in common use. Also, never bet money on a chess game with him.

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                            I knew someone that worked at an Audi dealer that can recognize everyone's voice and associate their purchase.

                            I called him 4 years later to inquire about a new Audi and he asked me how my TT was treating me and if I was ready for a bigger car(I mentioned that I was going to start a family soon).

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                              I'm pretty sure you don't

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                              well it's likely to be a digit between 8 and 10

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                                I can throw dog treats with absurd accuracy and nearly always bounce/spin/toss them right near my dogs. Until I point it out.

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                                  I knew someone that worked at an Audi dealer that can recognize everyone's voice and associate their purchase.

                                  I called him 4 years later to inquire about a new Audi and he asked me how my TT was treating me and if I was ready for a bigger car(I mentioned that I was going to start a family soon).

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                                  Born politician right there. Seriously, some of the shittiest villains in politics would nonetheless wow you with how they can legitimately work an entire room full of people, remember names, make you feel special, etc.

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                                    My useless skill is software development ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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                                    Don't feel bad, I used to work as a writer.

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                                    • tetris11@feddit.ukT [email protected]

                                      well it's likely to be a digit between 8 and 10

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                                      But it's just a guess!

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                                        I can build majority of flat pack furniture without the instructions, first time, every time.

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                                          Born politician right there. Seriously, some of the shittiest villains in politics would nonetheless wow you with how they can legitimately work an entire room full of people, remember names, make you feel special, etc.

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                                          Honestly, if I was in the market in buying another car, I would love that kind of personalization.

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