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What's your useless skill?

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    If you give me a pair of knipex snips, I can tell you the generic resin of a polymeric material by cutting it.

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      It's a sign of intelligence to be able to "connect the dots", so arguably this is a transferable skill.

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      Put OP on monitoring CCTV.

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        I think recognizing a person by hearing them once would be useful as:

        • spy
        • bouncer
        • detective
        • headhunter
        • diplomat
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          Me, refusing to look up the straight answer online and trying to find the FRIENDS apartment only using the intro, going on Google Street View and finding it, before GeoguessR became a thing.

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            I know we’re all here for the LOLs, but just a quick reminder: it’s ok to enjoy things without being able to monetize them.

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              My skill? Boring, I wanna talk about people with between zero and one lines on a show ages ago.

              Teri Hatcher played a slut on the sitcom Night Court in the late eighties. That's unfair, she was a sex worker and sex work should not be illegal but I remember her as playing a slut.

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                I know we’re all here for the LOLs, but just a quick reminder: it’s ok to enjoy things without being able to monetize them.

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                In this economy?!

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                  I have the same addiction, but with voice actors.

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                  I kinda have both. I have to know if that cardassian holographic doctor was someone in scrubs. And why do I recognize the chicken from the chicken ad in Bojack horseman and how is it not Terry Crews?

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                    Me, refusing to look up the straight answer online and trying to find the FRIENDS apartment only using the intro, going on Google Street View and finding it, before GeoguessR became a thing.

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                    Where is it? Share the link! 🙂

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                      Where is it? Share the link! 🙂

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                      Grove Street for life, homie.

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                        Put OP on monitoring CCTV.

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                        "Enhance, OP! Enhance!"

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                          I know we’re all here for the LOLs, but just a quick reminder: it’s ok to enjoy things without being able to monetize them.

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                          Very wise.
                          Do you have a Patreon?

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                            My SO identifies people by their teeth. Scary as f for me. Like a Zorro would have caught if he opened his mouth.

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                              Put OP on monitoring CCTV.

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                              I did that for a while, and I’ll be exaggerating my uselessness but here goes.

                              “No, that can’t be him. See, the man who did the robbery was wearing a pair of pantyhose on his face. This guy has no such article of clothing on his face. His friend had on a ski mask, I don’t see a ski mask on this man’s face. Yeah, they’re wearing the same shoes but what about the face coverings, hmmmmm?”

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                                Northernlion build his entire career of bering the good of trivia, so it is viable. But not as easy as some other careers to get started in

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                                His general knowledge is insane. But what drew me in was his whit.

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                                  I can say the alphabet backwards, really fast. I also know all the digits of pi in ascending order

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                                    I can say the alphabet backwards, really fast. I also know all the digits of pi in ascending order

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                                    Ascending order? So like, 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9?

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                                      Put OP on monitoring CCTV.

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                                      "Hey, that guy stealing all our stuff was in Frasier!"

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                                        Don't give me the remote when watching a show on Prime. That X-Ray feature is dope.

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                                          I think recognizing a person by hearing them once would be useful as:

                                          • spy
                                          • bouncer
                                          • detective
                                          • headhunter
                                          • diplomat
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                                          Also just for any kind of sales, honestly. I’m always surprised that regular customers at my bakery like being recognized, but they generally do. I was once in the Taco Bell drive through and the cashier asked me how I get my hair to grow so quickly (I grow it out until it’s long enough to donate, then chop it off and start anew), which implied a very long term recognition, so I stopped going to tb for a few months, because I hated the idea of being observed. I’m autistic and not especially social, though, so I can understand that I’m the outlier here.

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