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What's your useless skill?

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    In this economy?!

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    My bills have bills to pay!

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      I can shitpost

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        I wonder if OP is faceblind and has slight recognition but not completely.

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          I think you could get more creative with your language, with that knowledge. If nothing else, reading the Bible (or catching the cliffs notes) and getting a firm understanding of 'The Classics' gives you an immense wealth of phrases and references to help illustrate your point that are so ingrained in Western culture and media that you're likely to strike more points with it than without.

          I'm still making my way through that herculean effort, that sisyphusian task. I struggled like Odysseus returning home to get through the Bible the first time, but once you get through all the parables and their Lot, there are some really interesting stories that make for easy metaphors and similes.

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          And metaphors are useful because it makes language a bit more digestible and accessible to people who understand those metaphors.

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            The actor who played Oscar in The Office also was in The Italian Job (Marc Walberg, Charlize Theron). He was the security guard for the rich guy (Edward Norton) and said maybe two lines while checking ID.

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              My boring super power isn't something I can monetize, but it's useful regularly: being able to pick the best sized Tupperware container to put leftovers in.

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                My boring super power isn't something I can monetize, but it's useful regularly: being able to pick the best sized Tupperware container to put leftovers in.

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                that's on the fly volume calculation. very useful for when you have to pack a truck.
                also helps if you have some Tetris experience. so def monetizeable

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                  There have been few things in my life more satisfying than being in a room full of generally smart, knowledgeable people, and being the only one who knows the answer to a trivia question. It's happened a few times in my life, and usually it's about mythology.

                  One time while scoring the round, the quizmaster was asking the questions aloud and letting the crowd shout back the correct answers. When it came to the Greek mythology question I was the only one who shouted, "Tartarus!" Someone in the back of the room shouted, "Nerd!" Later in the round he found me and apologized, but it didn't bother me.

                  For my first baby shower we hired our quizmaster to host trivia. In the interest of fairness, our six person team was split across three of the teams. It ended in a three-way tie, and the tiebreaker was the name of Odin's horse. It was Sleipnir, which means "Slippy". Slippy the eight-legged horse. That one was especially satisfying.

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                  mythology.. isn't that a horse with 4 legs and 2 arms (the almighty centaur)?

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                    I think you could get more creative with your language, with that knowledge. If nothing else, reading the Bible (or catching the cliffs notes) and getting a firm understanding of 'The Classics' gives you an immense wealth of phrases and references to help illustrate your point that are so ingrained in Western culture and media that you're likely to strike more points with it than without.

                    I'm still making my way through that herculean effort, that sisyphusian task. I struggled like Odysseus returning home to get through the Bible the first time, but once you get through all the parables and their Lot, there are some really interesting stories that make for easy metaphors and similes.

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                    because stories they are.. lest you believe they're history events

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                      It used to have amazing discussion forums as well, fuck you amazon

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                      amazun, IMDB.. what do they have in common?

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                        I can say the alphabet backwards, really fast. I also know all the digits of pi in ascending order

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                        i once was asked to recite the alphabet backwards for a dui stop. after the pig wanted to breathalyze me first and I told him "don't we have to do a little song and dance? (walk in a straight line).
                        been practicing ever since.

                        wait.. ALL the digits? fucking mastermind over here

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                          amazun, IMDB.. what do they have in common?

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                          One owns the other, less see if you can figure out who's the owner

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                            IMDB used to have an amazing cross-search. You could put any combination of actor, crew, movie/show title and it would bring out common movies/shows.

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                            That sounds like it would be a pretty simple program to create a replacement for if IMDb’s data is scrapeable, but I don’t know anything about programming

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                              It used to be Simpsons quotes. But now it's been so long that I've forgotten most.

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                                God forbid we have a piece of our lives that isn’t monetized for the grind.

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                                  My wife has your skill. I hold that skill to be of no value whatsoever.

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                                    My father was frustratingly difficult to watch movies with, because of this exact thing. He would pause the movie to explain that the actor on screen had been in some other obscure movie a decade ago. It was especially bad if two actors had previously worked in the same project, because then he would start listing off other cast and crew they had worked with in the past.

                                    Okay, great, please press Play. I just want to watch the goddamned movie.

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                                      That sounds like it would be a pretty simple program to create a replacement for if IMDb’s data is scrapeable, but I don’t know anything about programming

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                                      I'm sure some AI cuck will steal that idea and act like he's god for creating it with vibe coding.

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                                        that's on the fly volume calculation. very useful for when you have to pack a truck.
                                        also helps if you have some Tetris experience. so def monetizeable

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                                        Funny, I just had to help someone pack a house into one of those POD things and they ended up saying, "You're better at this, you say what goes where."

                                        I don't think I'm as good at it with really large volumes, but the storage container thing is pretty handy.

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                                          Ascending order? So like, 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9?

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                                          No, like 0 0 0 0 0 .... 1 1 1 1 1 .... 2 2 2 2 ....

                                          and I forget the rest, but I'm pretty sure I know the last digit

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