Americans walked from door to door and failed to find a family Vance's wife could visit before cancelled visit in Nuuk, according to Danish TV2
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You mean Greenlanders don't want to invite a fucker that's trying to colonize them in for a spot of tea? Color me surprised.
Maybe they could try bribing homeless people with food again?
When will these fools be able to travel to when they're not the vise-president, etc anymore?
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Ah, you mean imported Hákarl from Iceland?
They should serve them the rotten smelly fish which is banned from planes because people puke just from being in the vicinity
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Should have said you'd be delighted for them to visit, and then just not let them inside. Deny any knowledge of talking to them before. Waste their time and money and call them names.
No, I live in the US and in a red state.
Seriously, the news is trying to spin it as "Oh they changed their plans" but seriously they've been hyping the fuck out of the visit and suddenly it's "JD is joining but they're only going to a military base"
Even the dumbass republicans are going wtf.
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Trump had four years to plan his great return. Four years to mull and ponder. This is his best stuff. Everything else is going to be ad libbed.
His whole plan was to avoid jail, I don't think he gives a damn what happens next beyond his own enrichment.
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When will these fools be able to travel to when they're not the vise-president, etc anymore?
Depends on whether they have a time machine, else it'll be into the future at the same rate as the rest of us.
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They should serve them the rotten smelly fish which is banned from planes because people puke just from being in the vicinity
Lutefisk? That's Norwegian.
Honestly tho Hakarl and Lutefisk are locked in an eternal battle for the revolting seafood jerky award
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There has to be a scoreboard for this
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Trump had four years to plan his great return. Four years to mull and ponder. This is his best stuff. Everything else is going to be ad libbed.
his childish half assed plan to annex greenland is probably codenamed "Operation Cement Lawn" which probably gave him the genius idea to literally cement over the whitehouse lawn.
I think I put more effort into this stupid joke than Trump puts into literally anything.
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lol true. I gave them the benefit of the doubt when they probably don’t deserve it!
Hey sorry, I posted our security plan with itemized lists of when vital security assets will be in place on yahoo answers, it was an honest mistake I was posting another question about how to remove really white persistent couch stains and I forgot to log out is all.
It is no problem, Jeb Bush came to the rescue by accident when he was browsing the site and caught it before any baddies could read it thankfully.
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I'm proud of my inuit brothers and sisters. The Americans may finally fucking get the hint. Apparently it wasn't enough to see that one inuk rip up American dollars when those cringe American youtubers came to give out maga hats an free money earlier this year.
Trump and his subhumans thought that the greenland-denmark conflict would benefit them, but honestly, it's got nothing to do with them. We have tried to sort out our differences while America had been an annoying mosquito trying to make our relationship troubles about them. Dumbasses. Greenland is their own people. They are their own nation and someday it will be official, but we aren't there yet and while they have a lot of issues with Denmark, there's no doubt they prefer us over America. It was never a question.
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American representatives have been going around knocking on one door after another in recent days to ask if they would like to have a visit from the vice president's wife. Everywhere the answer was the same: "No, otherwise thank you," says Steinmetz.
ahahaha! Greenlanders were far more polite than I would have been.
As an American, if they showed up at my front door the most polite thing I'd say to them would be the "fuck off and die" they'd hear right before I slammed the door.
Anyone uninvited gets the door slammed in their face, but I am rarely inspired to make a verbal statement as well.
There used to be an exception to the door slam for people selling girl scout cookies, but they don't go door to door anymore.
My door mat says "GO AWAY!", so I feel getting a door slammed in your face if you ring the doorbell is justified.
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I don't know if it has that effect normally or you mean it would be laced, but they probably wouldn't eat a strong-smelling food in the first place. (Speaking for myself though, I sure would try as long as I know what it is.)
Sometimes it's better to not know what it is.
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I don't know if it has that effect normally or you mean it would be laced, but they probably wouldn't eat a strong-smelling food in the first place. (Speaking for myself though, I sure would try as long as I know what it is.)
I have no experience with Hakarl or Lutefisk, but from what I've heard about Lutefisk, they wouldn't have to eat it. Just opening the can in their presence would send a message.
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His whole plan was to avoid jail, I don't think he gives a damn what happens next beyond his own enrichment.
It surprises me that not everyone seems to realize this.
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Trump had four years to plan his great return. Four years to mull and ponder. This is his best stuff. Everything else is going to be ad libbed.
This IS the ad-libbing. The real best stuff is the executive order intended to destroy the voting process. This is a distraction.
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As an American, if they showed up at my front door the most polite thing I'd say to them would be the "fuck off and die" they'd hear right before I slammed the door.
Anyone uninvited gets the door slammed in their face, but I am rarely inspired to make a verbal statement as well.
There used to be an exception to the door slam for people selling girl scout cookies, but they don't go door to door anymore.
My door mat says "GO AWAY!", so I feel getting a door slammed in your face if you ring the doorbell is justified.
Protip: Learn to growl. When Jehova's witnesses or suchlike knock, be very polite, tell them they're welcome, how you're happy they came to you to find the light Lucifer brings.
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I'm proud of my inuit brothers and sisters. The Americans may finally fucking get the hint. Apparently it wasn't enough to see that one inuk rip up American dollars when those cringe American youtubers came to give out maga hats an free money earlier this year.
Trump and his subhumans thought that the greenland-denmark conflict would benefit them, but honestly, it's got nothing to do with them. We have tried to sort out our differences while America had been an annoying mosquito trying to make our relationship troubles about them. Dumbasses. Greenland is their own people. They are their own nation and someday it will be official, but we aren't there yet and while they have a lot of issues with Denmark, there's no doubt they prefer us over America. It was never a question.
Particularly as the US has a no backsies law, which makes it illegal for any US state or territory to gain independence in the future.
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Protip: Learn to growl. When Jehova's witnesses or suchlike knock, be very polite, tell them they're welcome, how you're happy they came to you to find the light Lucifer brings.
I went to a Catholic University.
I was never Catholic, and I was agnostic by the time I received my degree. However, there was a religion requirement, and one of the religion classes I took was taught by a Catholic priest.
He mentioned he loved when JWs knocked on his door. He'd invite them in, sit them down, and just debate them until they couldn't stand it anymore and practically begged to leave.
It sounded like he treated it like an opportunity to convert them to catholicism, not because he expected them to convert as much as he just thought it was funny.
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Sometimes it's better to not know what it is.
I probably wouldn't have tried durian or nattou if I didn't know what they were, but maybe I'll notice some exception some day. (I might have still tried haggis since I don't recall it having any smell to it, but I wouldn't feel better not knowing what it was.)
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Protip: Learn to growl. When Jehova's witnesses or suchlike knock, be very polite, tell them they're welcome, how you're happy they came to you to find the light Lucifer brings.
Alternative to learning to growl:
