Some things just… grow with rage
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....green cucumber, please.
I'm sorry madam but we only have-- oh god! look at the size of his...
Johnson! JOHNSON, god dammnit, pay attention in class. Jesus Christ is that a massive...
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Then how come his pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off?
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Hulk is Imperialists?
I mean he is pretty dumb so...
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Then how come his pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off?
Well we could see Hulk as the opposite of us, humble mortals : we have penises nowhere but in our pants, he is penises everywhere but in his pants.
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Then how come his pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off?
That's his actual super power. The whole hulk thing is just radiation poisoning and mental illness.
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Your momma increases 4x in wheight each day!
Hopefully your overuse of "h" doesn't.
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4X? That's nothing. There is a version of Hulk that is bigger than some planets.
Comparatively, that's even more drastic of a metaphor than the classic hotdog-down-a-hallway quip.
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No, seriously, what is it?
If it's supposed to be his dick, huh? Who gets hard when they get angry?
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Johnson! JOHNSON, god dammnit, pay attention in class. Jesus Christ is that a massive...
... wait that's not a woodpeckers, it looks like someone's...
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No, seriously, what is it?
If it's supposed to be his dick, huh? Who gets hard when they get angry?
Hollywood couples after a fight.