What's the weirdest thing you're upset about?
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My favorite ancient culture is only known by the pottery they left behind. There are so many unanswered questions!!!!
I feel this. In my part of the world lived a group of Pre-Columbian archaic people that anthropologists know very little about about aside their burial customs, some stone and bone tools, and the foods they likely ate.
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Invasive species.
My region is absolutely infested with Siberian Elm and Tree Of Heaven (A.K.A., the “semen tree”). You cannot cut them down, because they will resprout like a hydra from the stump. You cannot dig them out, because the smallest root left behind can and will resprout wherever it is, leading to a many-year game of whack-a-mole.
I have near-daily fantasies of going around with a powerful backpack sprayer filled with glyphosate (Round-Up) and an application wand that can extend from 1m to 10m, and hitting everything just as they’re sending nutrients to the roots for winter.
The problem is, Glyphosate is highly restricted to purchase and own in Canada unless you have both the appropriate class of Pesticide Applicator’s License (an agricultural variant, for example) as well as the venue to use it in (own or manage an orchard, for example). Thankfully my family owns an orchard, and I am starting the process for the former.
But still. It’s an absolutely bizarre thing to be obsessing over and I. Just. Cannot. Help. Myself. Every time I drive and see clumps of those disgusting trees, I start to uncontrollably strategize how I could hit them with glyphosate in late September.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Russian thistle. These asshole things pop up all over the yard and driveway and I go around and pull them out of the ground with welding gloves. Sometimes I get stabbed even through welding gloves. I can completely understand why someone would blast a cancer causing chemical across their whole yard. I've been experimenting with everything else but I'm too worried about my dog to do roundup.
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I can tell you're not a homeowner.
What the fuck else are people supposed to do with their yard?
If you don't cut the grass, it grows and eventually you'll start getting brush. Not to mention lots of idiots have HOAs which mandate they cut the grass.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I explained how I do my yard in the comment. I don't let it go crazy, I maintain it. I have made four garden beds here since getting the house, and that's in addition to the four already here. Both for flower and vegetables. I have a potted plant corner, and a "track" where the grass grows low or turns to dirt from my son doing laps around the house and playing baseball in the back. If I was a millionaire (I'd move) I'd like to put stone on the "track" he made because it follows the natural curves of the yard. The front yard is sparse, it's so dry and like sand, I don't have to mow that side, I hit it with the trimmer if it gets wild. I've seeded with clover and a native grass type. I keep a small patch over grown, circling around a tree, maintain it with weeding, and give space back for the insects. It's filled with purple flowers most of the year. A typical lawn care person would just mow it over.
What I'm getting at, is folks with brown grass they still mow weekly. Whether its going to rain or not, weather their grass is long or not, they mow it to check it off their list. Every weekend. Then, if you look, some houses like this, there's invasives just growing everywhere on the edges of their properties. So lazy. To mow ones lawn, fat ass on a riding mower for less than a quarter acre of lawn, just mow it and put it away, while thier tree line suffers with invasives.
My goal is to have no grass, but my son's track and baseball area, and the rest garden. As it stands I only have to mow maybe 40% of my yard, and I'll be damned if I'll fall in line to get a riding mower to kill beneficial plants every weekend, while leaving the harmful ones.
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Have you tried this?
Where I live, native species is brush that will eventually cover my entire house.
Brush that will cover your house is likely not a native.
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This shouldn't be weird, but I'm consistently upset at how dumb the average idiot is.
It's scary how stupid most people are without even realizing it and I hate how I have to suffer for it every day.
Not enough people winning Darwin awards anymore LOL
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Have you tried this?
Where I live, native species is brush that will eventually cover my entire house.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Edit: yes I am trying this right now. I've planted a bunch of native species in one area of my front yard. They seem to be taking well, next summer I will plant some more in a other part. Mulch around the natives helps to keep the weeds and grasses down.
There are often more than one native species of plant. And repairing a yard ecosystem takes time and care and attention. I understand folks have little spare time with full time jobs and whatnot, but an imperfect naturalized yard is better than a sterile grass monoculture that requires a ton of mowing.
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That was an absolutely fascinating rabbit whole. Thank you so much for explaining!!!
You're welcome. I'm still dreading that someone will respond with a "but what about..." though. This is a debate that haunts me in so many other communities, I want to think I can escape it at least a little while.
I got so frustrated at one point that I had an AI make a song about it.
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Brush that will cover your house is likely not a native.
What makes you think that?
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Random thing I was disappointed by recently. I live near a hospital that has a pizza vending machine near the cafeteria. So whenever I have to go to the hospital for appointments and stuff, I like to get some pizza. I went for an appointment a few days ago but the machine was broken so I didn't get to have pizza.
I really wish we'd have gone down the "vending machines everywhere" timeline instead of what we did. I love vending machines.
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Reseed with clover and then plant moss and native flora. Its good for helping out bees and other pollinators and invites other wildlife into your yard if live up against woods like I do. I've seen rabbits, raccoons, deer, flocks of turkey, and even a bobcat once.
HOAs can eat my whole ass.
Man, it's telling how many of you believe things because you never tried them yourselves.
Get out into the real world. Get some experience.
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Edit: yes I am trying this right now. I've planted a bunch of native species in one area of my front yard. They seem to be taking well, next summer I will plant some more in a other part. Mulch around the natives helps to keep the weeds and grasses down.
There are often more than one native species of plant. And repairing a yard ecosystem takes time and care and attention. I understand folks have little spare time with full time jobs and whatnot, but an imperfect naturalized yard is better than a sterile grass monoculture that requires a ton of mowing.
So... I should go through all of that trouble because you don't like hearing lawnmowers?
I'm curious what planet you are from where you think anyone would do that.
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What makes you think that?
Native pants tend to have checks and balances in their environment. Kudzu, eastern honeysuckle, English ivy, vining nightshade, all of them will eat your house if you take them out of their native environment.
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The world is cruel and ugly. There are plenty of justifiable things to be upset and distraught over. I don't want to hear about those. I want to know what bizarre out of left field takes you have that infuriates you.
I'm still upset about Tenochtitlan falling and being buried. I'm a gringo, I shouldn't have an opinion about Lake Texcoco being drained centuries ago.
On tinder, I can't fucking stand seeing pictures of people's kids. Like, if I'm swiping, and I come across a woman with pictures of her kids? Hell no. Automatic left swipe.
I know that that picture has probably been logged on a dozen servers, it's been scrapped for AI training, and someone is already falsifying videos with her kid's face before she gets a first date. And I get she might not know that. But I kinda can't help feeling like a responsible person would think about these things and try to learn about them.
Also, I'm pissed that it's happening at all, and people who have no idea it's happening get caught in the crossfire. Their kids will grow up in a world where generative AI can perfectly replicate them online, where intelligence agencies have cross referenced data on their every movement and formative event from their childhood. And their parents unwittingly made that easier instead of trying to protect them.
That drives me up the wall.
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The world is cruel and ugly. There are plenty of justifiable things to be upset and distraught over. I don't want to hear about those. I want to know what bizarre out of left field takes you have that infuriates you.
I'm still upset about Tenochtitlan falling and being buried. I'm a gringo, I shouldn't have an opinion about Lake Texcoco being drained centuries ago.
Timezones are fucking dumb and I hate them
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The world is cruel and ugly. There are plenty of justifiable things to be upset and distraught over. I don't want to hear about those. I want to know what bizarre out of left field takes you have that infuriates you.
I'm still upset about Tenochtitlan falling and being buried. I'm a gringo, I shouldn't have an opinion about Lake Texcoco being drained centuries ago.
That everyone dies alone.
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The world is cruel and ugly. There are plenty of justifiable things to be upset and distraught over. I don't want to hear about those. I want to know what bizarre out of left field takes you have that infuriates you.
I'm still upset about Tenochtitlan falling and being buried. I'm a gringo, I shouldn't have an opinion about Lake Texcoco being drained centuries ago.
I’m reading through the nearly all of the comments here and I’m like…
“Yup! Me too. Here’s your upvote.”
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I don't know what this all means, but I do know my son blows through bikes like crazy. The chain always, always get fucked up and falls off. Even with a cover, even if it's a more expensive bike, they don't last.
I had the same bike all my childhood needing nearly no repairs, yet my kids bike is constantly broken.
The root cause of what you describe is a build or maintenance issue. Properly built, tuned, and maintained bikes don't drop chains.
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People who loudly watch videos on their phone in public spaces or stores/restaurants should be caned.
I don't want to listen to your ignorant ass braying like a fucking mule at some right-wing hack reheating the anti-trans memes he found on Reddit while I'm eating breakfast with my wife. Maybe you should put the phone down and meditate on why you're the only person in this place eating alone.
wrote last edited by [email protected]China is so bad when it comes to this. A single train car can have like 10 people on their phone speakers - its utter chaos and I genuinely don't understand how people can live like this. When wife and I travel we're both wearing noise canceling headphones lol
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It's Reese's Pieces, not Reesee's peesees.
You're a fucking idiot if you say Reesee's peesees. When have you ever used the term peesees elsewhere, you month breathing dunce?
Month breathing huh?
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Month breathing huh?
If you breathe the days you risk hyperventilating.
