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  • marduk73@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

    Who checked their charge level when viewing this. I'm exactly at 80 right now.

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    Woah, exactly 69%

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      I always keep my battery shit on the chargers

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        So. This bugs me. Why, in fact, are mom's capable of maxing out the word count three times over but If you send two texts they forget how to speak their native language?

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          Everyone is misunderstanding what's going on here. Mom is obviously so chill with aliens that not only does she not recognize this particular alien, but she's concerned her son went somewhere she doesn't know about with that unfamiliar alien. He needs to call her so he can tell her.

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          well at least she's not racist or specist even

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            technically it's optimal for battery health if you only keep charge somewhere between 40 and 80%

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              • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                No idea. Aphantasia?

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                No, that is when you can't see an image in your mind's eye.

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                  the irony is that the battery health is going to be worse that way.

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                    technically it's optimal for battery health if you only keep charge somewhere between 40 and 80%

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                    exactly, it's the recommendations for batteries for the last 10 years or more. people doing otherwise are following "old folklore" and killing their batteries faster.

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                      Mine is not as loquacious

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                      Yours just goes straight to the point. Hitting you with one ?, then two ? right after, to stun you and getcha on your feet.
                      In other words, réponse courte, mais bien xD

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                        exactly, it's the recommendations for batteries for the last 10 years or more. people doing otherwise are following "old folklore" and killing their batteries faster.

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                        Nah. Phones just gaslight you now.

                        https://urbo.com/content/this-is-why-your-phones-battery-isnt-really-at-100-percent/

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                          Not everyone grew up consuming memes. Maybe if you call and explain it she'll understand and have a great laugh. Totally worthy then.

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                          I consume plenty of memes and I still don't follow the point. far from quality when you have to know a detailed moment from a cookie cutter movie that many people don't care about.

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                          • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                            Seriously. I understand there’s a generational gap, but this is laid out so fucking plainly. Like… how does she not know, at the very least, that the purple dude is not a real person

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                            how is it plain? what is he doing? what is on his arm? what does him fucking with his arm have to do with taking a charger when it is not needed? I have no idea and clearly plenty of other people also agree.

                            this scene is not common enough knowledge to reference that people know what's happening and that makes it a poor choice for the meme.

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                              It could be your personal imaginary friend from childhood and it would still stand. The point of memes is that context is optional. I haven't watched American comic hero movies either. The point is that there's a character taking or holding something

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                              yes, we can deduce that someone is doing something and that is being compared to taking a phone charger when it isn't needed. but a solid meme references an image that has a humorous and well understood comparison to the topic. this just appears to be a guy using a robot arm device. I don't know how that comically references someone taking something that they don't need when they already have enough. does it?

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                              • marduk73@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                                Who checked their charge level when viewing this. I'm exactly at 80 right now.

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                                67% since this mornings charge.

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                                  Mine is not as loquacious

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                                  The petit pipi is very funny to me for some reason.

                                  I also appreciate the translation of "???" for "???"

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                                    No, that is when you can't see an image in your mind's eye.

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                                    I know, I wasn't happy with that guess either.

                                    All l can find right now is a paper that suggests metaphorical understanding may be impaired in people with schizophrenia.

                                    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2215001318300477

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                                      this is why yoyu talk to your mom in person. human contact is onyl contact

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                                        technically it's optimal for battery health if you only keep charge somewhere between 40 and 80%

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                                        40% is unnecessary conservative. More like 20%.

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                                          It’s a good thing lithium batteries are made out of infinitely renewable smiles and laughs! Otherwise your behavior of taking the electrical equivalent of an orbital sander to your battery every day would make you so irresponsible it would make you an out of touch asshole that doesn’t care about the next generation of humans.

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