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The secret ingredient is crime

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  • stopspazzing@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    I know right? They need to teach it in schools!

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    Own experience: If you hang out with the right group of kids in highschool you can learn how to walk out of a Kaufland with entire liquor bottles without paying. So they kinda teach it in schools.

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      With free returns and having a size difference in my feet I may (or may not) order 2 different sizes of the same shoe and end up returning one.

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksV [email protected]

        From this story alone I have several ideas of what your accent is, also this is the type of shit my kin would pull. I'm more of a "how many parts can I daisy chain while maintaining no leakage, my record is 12 which was the minimum needed. I hope an actual plumber never looks at my bathtub plumbing cause the faucet is certainly doing things much like my computers cable management.

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        I am interested in what you assume me accent be, though I'll give ya some hints and you tell me where I'm from...

        My wife teases my pronunciation of butter and water as they come out as "budder" and "wooder", house roofs as "woofs", and I call water creeks "cricks". She also laughs at me when I get angry \ passionate as I become louder and sound like "one of those Italian gangsters from the old bugs Bunny cartoons". And she'll repeat back to me, exaggerated, "whaddya talkin about?!" as I seem to ask her that before every debate...

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        • K [email protected]

          Had to read like 50 comments and nobody pointed out you can just buy a generic knob for like $1. Hell your used building center would be 50 cents. WTF world do we live in where the solution is CAD and 3D printing for something so trivial. It's like using a nuclear bomb to kill an ant nest.

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          Once you have the printer and the knowhow, it takes like 5 minutes to draw and 20 minutes to print at a cost of like 0.10 €

          It takes longer to go to a location and buy it at a much higher cost. So why should you?

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          • H [email protected]

            Once you have the printer and the knowhow, it takes like 5 minutes to draw and 20 minutes to print at a cost of like 0.10 €

            It takes longer to go to a location and buy it at a much higher cost. So why should you?

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            Its also something you built with your hands and brain. There are few things which feel as good.

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            • umbraroze@slrpnk.netU [email protected]

              My secret trick?

              I've been using the same stove for a quarter of a century. Was here when I moved in.

              The trick is: the knobs don't come off. (In the extremely unlikely chance they might come off, I, like, just put 'em back in. I guess. Not that it happens!)

              Looks like they don't build them like they used to!

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              They do build them like they used to.

              But if your devices had broken down in the past like all the other devices from that time, you wouldn't be telling this story. Classic survivorship bias.

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              • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                crimes don't care about "ethics"

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                Of course they do, otherwise they wouldn't be crimes.

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                • F [email protected]

                  I have wasted a bunch of time making things, but like woodworking or similar trades, it's fun and rewarding.

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                  Hence, why it's not "wasted" time.

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                  • D [email protected]

                    You can save so much money with CAD if you neither factor in your time to actually learn it or the cost of the printer itself.

                    Makes crime even better in comparison.

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                    Learning a new and useful skill is not "wasting" time at all.

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                      How much time it takes for a regular cad user to draw such a knob?

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                      Like 5 minutes.

                      It is basically 2 rings and a plate with some text on.

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                      • P [email protected]

                        There is a brand of glue called Loctite that sells popular thread locking glues for this exact purpose and works very well. They make different strength adhesives for different applications, all their thread-locking glues start with code '2'. The common ones for general use around the home for use with small screws / nuts & bolts and removal with hand tools is 222 / 242 / 243 (higher number, larger screw/bolt gauge width).

                        Just adding this info for anyone else looking for a similar solution.

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                        yhea, that's the exact glue i mentioned.

                        just didn't want to use any brand name.

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                        • T [email protected]

                          As someone who replaced his Maker Select Plus with a Bambu Lab P1S a few months ago…if you do get a new printer, be prepared to be angry for a moment.

                          I spent so much time and effort improving that thing over the years, and the modern printer was so much better right out of the box. 😅

                          (Not that I don’t still have a fond place in my heart for my old bedslinger. A friend has it now, so it’s still chugging along.)

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                          Haha yea I did, actually. A few months ago I built a Voron 0.2. It's soooo much better in every way. But the MS2 is still capable, especially with upgrsdes (just not with ABS). I decided against the Bamboo route because I loved the FOSS nature of the MS2, and building the Voron brought back those 'first time building a PC vibes'. It was a great experience.

                          I've got a Sovol Max on order, so the MK2 will probably also be donated to a friend this year.

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                            compooter + printer still go brrrrrrrrrrr

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                            More of a brrrrr zoop zoop eeeeeeep save me brrrr doop ding please zrrriiippp scooop

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                              Haha yea I did, actually. A few months ago I built a Voron 0.2. It's soooo much better in every way. But the MS2 is still capable, especially with upgrsdes (just not with ABS). I decided against the Bamboo route because I loved the FOSS nature of the MS2, and building the Voron brought back those 'first time building a PC vibes'. It was a great experience.

                              I've got a Sovol Max on order, so the MK2 will probably also be donated to a friend this year.

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                              Nice! I’ve considered a Voron, but I wasn’t sure I wanted to dedicate that much time to the printer as opposed to the printing. (I feel like I got my fill of excessive tinkering already 😅)

                              But the closed nature of Bambu does bother me, I’ll admit.

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                                Learning a new and useful skill is not "wasting" time at all.

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                                You can't put that in quotation marks like I ever said something about wasting time. You just have to include all that time in your cost calculation.

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                                  I don't think there's anything in that story to be sorry about.

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                                  There is, you need to wash vegetables before you eat them

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    Its also something you built with your hands and brain. There are few things which feel as good.

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                                    Oh yes! The correct answer is to 3D print a plastic knob for the front of an oven. There's not going to be any heat issues there! And no one can deny how beautiful that black knob looks next to the brushed metal.

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                                      Why not both. 3D print one and swap them at Home Depot. Or heck 3D print all of them, replace them all, keep the one you need and sell the rest on eBay. If they all match, I doubt Home Depot would even notice.

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        With free returns and having a size difference in my feet I may (or may not) order 2 different sizes of the same shoe and end up returning one.

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                                        The same but for my broken Xbox, after a little sticker art.

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                                          Oh yes! The correct answer is to 3D print a plastic knob for the front of an oven. There's not going to be any heat issues there! And no one can deny how beautiful that black knob looks next to the brushed metal.

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                                          The stock knobs are most likely plastic already, but I do agree the black knob looks stupid. It would probably look a lot better to print matching replacements for all of them.

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