Burn it with fire. It's the only way.

Don't be afraid, that is no balls sweat.

The only option the get the leg imprints in those position is by kneeling on the chair, so that is most likely line and cum.

You thought those marks could be produced by a female user? I asked some and they told me it is unlikely that someone will sell her masturbation chair if it is comfy.

I wouldn't know but for lube, that will be like a waxing every time you stand up for weeks. That much I know.

It looks like a permanent sweat stain where this guys ass and balls resided on the seat of the chair

Is that the one that smells like ass?

Can’t be, their girlfriend made them clean that one. This is a new one that smells of ass.

Thanks, I couldn't make it out in the full sun on my phone.

Goes well with my couch

Let me just give it a good sniff

Ass and wet pleather

I think the most insulting part is the price... I thought most "gaming" chairs cost less than that since they are cheap, terribly made products that need to appeal to lower end markets. So just buy a new one for the same price or cheaper.

no low balls, I know what I got.

$400

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Some Steelcase chairs are cheaper than this.

I'm sure if there is accompanying pic of said woman who squirted on that you probably could sell it for a lot more.

I got a used HON from an office furniture reseller for like $200. It blows my mind that people buy new cheap office chairs when you can get actually good ones used for cheaper

Get a bucket and a mop for that wet ass pleather

"Wtf why would anyone buy that disgusting, skeet covere..."

*no skeet*

"Well well well"

The shape looks like a Darth Vader helmet, so maybe they could try leaning on the Star Wars theme?

Exactly what I was thinking, not that I need a couch ahem

Damn I should've tried to sell my old couch this way. I didn't squirt on it, but I sure as heck spilled a lot of shit on it.

One of those posts that I'll upvote but then hide so I don't have to see it again.