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impressive, it's easier to train moths to fly away from the light than train cats
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Police force investing in time and money to investigate an old woman who trained her cats to steal a sock or a curtain.
..... while the police force secretly negotiates and collaborates with the mafia on local cocaine trafficking.
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Police force investing in time and money to investigate an old woman who trained her cats to steal a sock or a curtain.
..... while the police force secretly negotiates and collaborates with the mafia on local cocaine trafficking.
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impressive, it's easier to train moths to fly away from the light than train cats
i mean, it's only logical to assume you can train cats to burgle, right?
and as for your moth, those guys are fools. i'm a barber, and i had a moth come into my shop one night and it started telling me all about its feelings. i was like, 'why are you telling me this stuff? i'm a barber. you need a psychologist.' and all he said was, 'well your light was on..'
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i mean, it's only logical to assume you can train cats to burgle, right?
and as for your moth, those guys are fools. i'm a barber, and i had a moth come into my shop one night and it started telling me all about its feelings. i was like, 'why are you telling me this stuff? i'm a barber. you need a psychologist.' and all he said was, 'well your light was on..'
Today is Norm McDonald's day on Lemmy
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Today is Norm McDonald's day on Lemmy
every day is Norm's day. love you.
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God forbid a woman have hobbies.
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That is a rough 65
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I don’t believe it. If you look at the image, it’s says it happened.
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Obviously a true story. Cats are famously easy to train. Also, the image has words on it that support this story.
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That is a rough 65
My 91-year old grandma looked 10 year younger than that, and she lived through multiple wars including WW2
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To err is human, to go get is feline.
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I mean, you have to be pretty rich to have 65 cats.
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From the witching community, you'd have pretty good luck befriending the local murder of crows with cheap bread. Upgrade the bread as the shinies they bring you improve.
According to the meme, pretty soon you're a Batman villain.
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I don’t believe it. If you look at the image, it’s says it happened.
I suppose if Jesus is telling me it happened, I ought to believe it did.
But I can't even get a cat to stop stealing butter.
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I mean, you have to be pretty rich to have 65 cats.
She used the cats to steal more cats
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From the witching community, you'd have pretty good luck befriending the local murder of crows with cheap bread. Upgrade the bread as the shinies they bring you improve.
According to the meme, pretty soon you're a Batman villain.
...soon?
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You'd have to get pretty lucky with cats. Mine jumped over the garden fence yesterday and then got stuck and had to be rescued from the shadow dimension of the side passage, because apparently it's a one-way fence.
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Makes sense, cats are all little criminals anyway.
