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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

    I mean, you have to be pretty rich to have 65 cats.

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    She used the cats to steal more cats

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    • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU [email protected]

      From the witching community, you'd have pretty good luck befriending the local murder of crows with cheap bread. Upgrade the bread as the shinies they bring you improve.

      According to the meme, pretty soon you're a Batman villain.

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      ...soon?

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        You'd have to get pretty lucky with cats. Mine jumped over the garden fence yesterday and then got stuck and had to be rescued from the shadow dimension of the side passage, because apparently it's a one-way fence.

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          Makes sense, cats are all little criminals anyway.

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            You'd have to get pretty lucky with cats. Mine jumped over the garden fence yesterday and then got stuck and had to be rescued from the shadow dimension of the side passage, because apparently it's a one-way fence.

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            we got two cats. one was orange. one was not. we figured the orange would give us trouble. he did. not before the other one got her tail trapped in the blinds somehow and broke it. like, she got it wrapped around one of the slats of large-slatted venetian blinds somehow, got the greebles and when the ran off it broke. the tail, not the blinds.

            gonna be honest, after having that cat for a few years now, i'm surprised it hasn't happened again, she hasn't taken off at full 12 pounds of fury (instead of last time with all 2.5 pounds of her) and broke the damn tail off. because it sounds like something she'd do for fun.

            all the orange one's got is anxiety. i wonder why.

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            • jacksonlamb@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

              Its a hoax.

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              Are you questioning the journalistic integrity of worldnewsdailyreport.com?

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                ...soon?

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                The... Crowmistress? Queen of Corvids?

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                • jacksonlamb@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                  Its a hoax.

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                  I couldn't read your response because my eyes are so filled with water from eating so many onions lately

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                  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU [email protected]

                    From the witching community, you'd have pretty good luck befriending the local murder of crows with cheap bread. Upgrade the bread as the shinies they bring you improve.

                    According to the meme, pretty soon you're a Batman villain.

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                    Use cat food, it’s better for them and tasty - you just scatter a handful and it doesn’t waste nearly as quick.

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                      According to Snopes:

                      On 3 November 2017, the fake news web site World News Daily Report posted a story reporting that an 83-year-old woman named Ruth Gregson of Columbus, Ohio, had trained her 65 cats to steal valuable items like jewelry from her neighbors

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