We’re planning a distant sequel where they all race go-karts together
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um ackshually jumpman was a carpenter, not a plumber
Like Jesus. Makes you wonder.
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At the risk of being the common sense party pooper, I'm pretty sure that if somebody went "it's King Kong and you're some guy trying to rescue the girl while the gorilla throws garbage at you" I would have gotten it pretty quickly.
I mean, I may have asked if we could have a level where we fire at the gorilla from a plane, but lawyers and programmers would probably have shot that down pretty quickly, so hammering barrels it is.
If one wants to be facetious I bet it was weirder to go "we lost the Popeye license" and get back "what if Bluto was King Kong and you are just some guy with a moustache", but honestly, reskins like that were a dime a dozen even then.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thing-in-itself
And Yet a Trace of the True Self Exists in the False Self
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Did you know there's a 3d open world remake of that game? It's apparently awful.
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Yeah, I'm never quite sure how I feel about Mario. It's cool that it isn't some bog-standard fantasy setting and it's cool that it doesn't take itself too serious, but it's also really weird at times.
Someone will immediately correct me on this, but I don't think there's been cats in the Mario universe, when they suddenly introduced Mario in a furry cat suit, for example.
Does Mario even know what cats look like? Or does he canonically live in the real world and only occasionally takes trips into the land of shrooms? -
Like Jesus. Makes you wonder.
Jesus was probably a stone mason (the actual Greek just says 'builder')
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Yeah, I'm never quite sure how I feel about Mario. It's cool that it isn't some bog-standard fantasy setting and it's cool that it doesn't take itself too serious, but it's also really weird at times.
Someone will immediately correct me on this, but I don't think there's been cats in the Mario universe, when they suddenly introduced Mario in a furry cat suit, for example.
Does Mario even know what cats look like? Or does he canonically live in the real world and only occasionally takes trips into the land of shrooms?Mario lives in this world actually, the video games are just dramatizations
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Jesus was probably a stone mason (the actual Greek just says 'builder')
Jesus was a vibe coder.
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Jesus was a vibe coder.
Still is.
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By late March 1981, Nintendo was also pursuing a license to make a game based on the Popeye comic strip, tentatively titled Popeye's Beer Barrel Attack Game. In this iteration of the game, the player, as Popeye, would attempt to rescue Olive Oyl from Bluto in a similar manner to the final game, with the first level being completed by having the player use a jack to bend the top girder upwards, causing the barrels to roll back towards Bluto. After experiencing difficulty portraying the Popeye characters within the limits of the game hardware, Nintendo elected to replace Bluto with a newly created gorilla character before ultimately deciding to make the rest of the game's cast original. Miyamoto came up with many characters and plot concepts, but he settled on a love triangle between a gorilla, a carpenter with a large hammer, and a girlfriend, mirroring the original rivalry between Bluto and Popeye for Olive Oyl. The ape that had originally replaced Bluto would evolve into the titular Donkey Kong, which Miyamoto said was "nothing too evil or repulsive." He would be the pet of the main character, "a funny, hang-loose kind of guy."
TIL
He would be the pet
Donkey Kong is into petplay confirmed.
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Lol is that real? He's like, look at this dweeb, dying on a construction site! Wouldn't it be funny if it was because a gorilla threw something at him and he failed to get out of the way. Slaps knee
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Interesting, I was wondering why they chose Amanita muscaria rather than one of the psilocybin shrooms. Maybe bc Amanita is prettier?
It's more than likely just what looked best with the color palette they used.
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Lol is that real? He's like, look at this dweeb, dying on a construction site! Wouldn't it be funny if it was because a gorilla threw something at him and he failed to get out of the way. Slaps knee
Yea, it's totally all real!
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Still is.
An absentee AI
