What a wonderful world we live in!
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I'm sure there's probably one horse somewhere who would actually enjoy skydiving, but I don't see an ethical way to find said horse.
Of course there is! Just ask him!
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Someone please feel free to enlighten me, but my horse riding friends say this is pretty fucked up and not something the horse would ever get used to.
There's no way that this is actually real right??
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I think the problem may have been that a horse doesn't know how to pull the cord to deploy the parachute. Hindsight is 20/20 and all that.
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There's no way that this is actually real right??
It's from clickhole iirc
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It's from clickhole iirc
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This reminds me of the story of engineering students who wanted to test their parachute on the bunny mascot of their department. They threw the poor lagomorph from the top of a building.
The parachute held, the lil guy's heart did not.
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So is there like canonically a horse heaven?
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So is there like canonically a horse heaven?
I think so. There's at least one horse god
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This reminds me of the story of engineering students who wanted to test their parachute on the bunny mascot of their department. They threw the poor lagomorph from the top of a building.
The parachute held, the lil guy's heart did not.
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Did they accidentally give him the backpack full of camping supplies instead of the parachute?
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Someone please feel free to enlighten me, but my horse riding friends say this is pretty fucked up and not something the horse would ever get used to.
Horses do not get used to unfamiliar environments. They have an environment they like and anything else kinda stresses them out. They're big dumb skittish animals that long for quiet open fields of grass with nice firm rocky soil.
So yeah, taking a horse and throwing it on an aircraft would spook the bajesus out of it. Throwing it off again would probably scare it to death, if the landing, however gentle, doesn't kill it
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Lol
And someday soon, once we’ve cleaned off and done some troubleshooting on the prototype horse parachute God Himself revealed to us in a vision,
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Bye bye lil Sebastian
You're 5000 candles in the wind...
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Ok, so this was a lot funnier than I would have expected. I love absurdist humor and this caught me by surprise.
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"Briefly, but then he fumbled."
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Ok, so this was a lot funnier than I would have expected. I love absurdist humor and this caught me by surprise.
I hope the horse was alright though
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Did they accidentally give him the backpack full of camping supplies instead of the parachute?
No, they changed the pack colour for the camping stuff last time this happened. Unfortunately they forgot to change the pack colour for the portable anvil as well...
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Horses do not get used to unfamiliar environments. They have an environment they like and anything else kinda stresses them out. They're big dumb skittish animals that long for quiet open fields of grass with nice firm rocky soil.
So yeah, taking a horse and throwing it on an aircraft would spook the bajesus out of it. Throwing it off again would probably scare it to death, if the landing, however gentle, doesn't kill it
I’m hoping that this is The Daily Mash or The Onion or something….it doesn’t even look like horses like it on roads.
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He's feeding dogs in heaven now. Also here on earth too.
