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What a wonderful world we live in!

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    So is there like canonically a horse heaven?

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      So is there like canonically a horse heaven?

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      I think so. There's at least one horse god

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        This reminds me of the story of engineering students who wanted to test their parachute on the bunny mascot of their department. They threw the poor lagomorph from the top of a building.

        The parachute held, the lil guy's heart did not.

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          Did they accidentally give him the backpack full of camping supplies instead of the parachute?

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              Someone please feel free to enlighten me, but my horse riding friends say this is pretty fucked up and not something the horse would ever get used to.

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              Horses do not get used to unfamiliar environments. They have an environment they like and anything else kinda stresses them out. They're big dumb skittish animals that long for quiet open fields of grass with nice firm rocky soil.

              So yeah, taking a horse and throwing it on an aircraft would spook the bajesus out of it. Throwing it off again would probably scare it to death, if the landing, however gentle, doesn't kill it

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                Here’s the article.

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                Lol

                And someday soon, once we’ve cleaned off and done some troubleshooting on the prototype horse parachute God Himself revealed to us in a vision,

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                  Bye bye lil Sebastian

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                  You're 5000 candles in the wind...

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                    Ok, so this was a lot funnier than I would have expected. I love absurdist humor and this caught me by surprise.

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                      "Briefly, but then he fumbled."

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                        Ok, so this was a lot funnier than I would have expected. I love absurdist humor and this caught me by surprise.

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                        I hope the horse was alright though

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                          Did they accidentally give him the backpack full of camping supplies instead of the parachute?

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                          No, they changed the pack colour for the camping stuff last time this happened. Unfortunately they forgot to change the pack colour for the portable anvil as well...

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                            Horses do not get used to unfamiliar environments. They have an environment they like and anything else kinda stresses them out. They're big dumb skittish animals that long for quiet open fields of grass with nice firm rocky soil.

                            So yeah, taking a horse and throwing it on an aircraft would spook the bajesus out of it. Throwing it off again would probably scare it to death, if the landing, however gentle, doesn't kill it

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                            I’m hoping that this is The Daily Mash or The Onion or something….it doesn’t even look like horses like it on roads.

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                              He's feeding dogs in heaven now. Also here on earth too.

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                                So is there like canonically a horse heaven?

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                                Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing
                                You trade your legs for angels wings
                                And once we’ve all said good-bye
                                You take a running leap and you learn to fly

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                                  I’m hoping that this is The Daily Mash or The Onion or something….it doesn’t even look like horses like it on roads.

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                                  It's satire yeah.

                                  And they don't! But they'll put up with it if whoever the horse in charge is says it's ok.

                                  To note, the horse in charge is very likely the guy on the horse's back. The horse does not seem to be confused by this arrangement.

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                                    I hope the horse was alright though

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                                    Of course he is! He's with Jeebus now.

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                                      Step one, cover horse's eyes and plug ears. Step 2, walk horse onto large airplane. Step 3, get said airplane up into the air. Step 4, run with horse towards the open back end of airplane until the horse exits the vehicle. Step 5... Hold up, did we miss the one step where you would strap that large backpack over there to its back? Hmm. Step 6 purchase second horse, specifically a live one.

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                                        No, they changed the pack colour for the camping stuff last time this happened. Unfortunately they forgot to change the pack colour for the portable anvil as well...

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                                        Damn, ACME did it again.

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                                          Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing
                                          You trade your legs for angels wings
                                          And once we’ve all said good-bye
                                          You take a running leap and you learn to fly

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                                          so horse angels are just sausages with wings, got it

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