Trump was actually victimized by the Central Park Five.
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Trump was actually victimized by the Central Park Five. After they didn't rape that poor girl, they entered Trump Tower, disguised as a cleaning crew, and found their way to the penthouse. They broke into Trump's private residence and, summoning superhuman strength, pinned him to the floor. At that point, one of them pulled out a can of orange spray paint. And that is why Trump is who he is today.
White genocide. It could happen to you.