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      Where are these pro-waterfall memes coming from? The industry, for the most part, abandoned waterfall development because it does not fucking work.

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        There needs to be a last panel where its the final version. Like when the car is turned on:

        1. Waterfall: It becomes a clown car and more people than it could handle is inside causing it to explode. Or is left as half finished because they ran out of money.
        2. Agile: Only the wheels go forward, rest of car stays.
        3. AI: The car goes straight up, not forward.
        4. Anger: Developer becomes angry at the car. Kicks it until it becomes a bike and rides off.
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          There needs to be a last panel where its the final version. Like when the car is turned on:

          1. Waterfall: It becomes a clown car and more people than it could handle is inside causing it to explode. Or is left as half finished because they ran out of money.
          2. Agile: Only the wheels go forward, rest of car stays.
          3. AI: The car goes straight up, not forward.
          4. Anger: Developer becomes angry at the car. Kicks it until it becomes a bike and rides off.
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          But cars in our world tend to be much tamer.
          What model did the car companies use to get that result?


          Ah! Nevermind.

          Of course they used the Anger model to make a Tractor, which then turned into a Lamborghini post kicking.

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            Where are these pro-waterfall memes coming from? The industry, for the most part, abandoned waterfall development because it does not fucking work.

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              But cars in our world tend to be much tamer.
              What model did the car companies use to get that result?


              Ah! Nevermind.

              Of course they used the Anger model to make a Tractor, which then turned into a Lamborghini post kicking.

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              Lamborgini already make tractors...

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                Lamborgini already make tractors...

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                That's the joke

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