The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.
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I guess Maleficent didn’t want to fill one of the princess of heart containers with saltwater.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Saltwater tanks are just so much effort. Maybe if she was a freshwater species
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The Alien Xenomorphs can live for millennia, and they’ve been technically eligible as Disney princesses since March 2019.
Even Max Klinger is technically eligible.
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Probably legal where she's from.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Yeah, Ahgrabah is crazy
By the way, child marriage is legal in a number of US states right now.
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Exceptionally heroic characters who do not have a royal title can also be included.
Esmeralda stood up for Quasimodo when he was being harassed by a huge crowd. That's pretty damn heroic.
But I saw another comment say being a main protagonist is the way to circumvent the nobility rule, and Mulan is that, but Esmeralda's not.
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The same laws that protect drunk, unconscious, disabled, senile, or otherwise incapacitated people would still apply. Here, the 18-year-old with a child's mind would be deemed incompetent, and assigned a guardian.
what if they can prove competence?
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what if they can prove competence?
Then we respect their personal agency.
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Alice in wonderland isn't a princess tho.
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I'm not usually one to care about how a meme is cropped but... goddamn lol
those random Korean letters at the bottom are absolutely critical to the meme and had to be included
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I'm not sure Alice would even qualify as a Disney Princess, unless there's some lineage I'm unaware of. She's already one of the few without some sort of romantic subplot.
Mulan... Aristocracy with a royal award maybe, but not really royalty either.
Disney Princess is a product line that has very little to do with simply being a princess in a Disney movie. Anna and Elsa are not Disney Princesses because they sell well enough on their own.
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This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.
so what you're saying is that if i raid a scottish blood bank i'll look funny on the security cameras when leaving the building?
