Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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Wizard school was a scam, just become a sorcerer/ess and save your money.
Yeah. They only taught me how to help people install software
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A sandwich? That was always an option? Heck, I'll take the sandwich!
Granted, your next sandwich will be delicious. Knowing this: chew slower, enjoy it!
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If you want to put in considerably less effort my local witch high on the raw weave told me to just prevent the heat death of the universe and wait you will eventually be everything
This witch sounds powerful, I must seek her and learn from her!
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Which reality? I want tacos if it has them, or ghunsht if it has them, but I'll settle for plzgtsk' or some portabello mozzarella sticks.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]What have you done! You just summoned the great Acos'sht'gtsk!
Edit: and they brought portabello mozzarella sticks - all good.
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If this offer is still available I'd like a cool skirt with pockets and a comfy cloak that avoids dragging on stairs.
::: spoiler Read only after drafting response to first half.
To me it sounds like you're not really a wizard but rather went to magic school to become a magic lawyer and picked up some cantrips between ethics classes…
:::wrote on last edited by [email protected]Cloaks need to come back into style, so granted. But skirt with pockets? You'll only find that in the school of [email protected]. Those witches are powerful beyond my ability.
Edit after reading the second part:
Rude, How dare you! I might have barely passed but I'm still a full member of the Wizard School Alumni! I take the cloak back, thank you. -
Oh! I was supposed to get pickles! Dill, though. If there's only sweet, don't bother.
Your mind seems to be in conflict, but I see that this is due to another person here summoning a demon which is distorting your ability to think right now. I'll bring you potatoes, oil and herbs (to make chips in the oven) to remove the effect.
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Yeah. They only taught me how to help people install software
Whatever as long as it pays the bills 🧙
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Granted, your next sandwich will be delicious. Knowing this: chew slower, enjoy it!
Thank you, Wizard!
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Just erase me mate
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Just erase me mate
Hey I hope you are ok. I would never do that to you. I hope that whatever you are going through will pass and that you don't give up on living, as painful as that might be right now.
I just want you to know that this random internet wizard wannabe is sincerely wishing you well and hopes you can catch a break from all the shit life is throwing at you right now.
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I wish for you to have a nice day
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I want [a pocket dimensional teleporter]
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Can you just turn up the happy setting on the world a tick or two? Just enough to get everyone to chill the fuck out.
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I wish for you to have a nice day
Thank you. I will make sure to fulfill your wish! Guess I'll go to the cinema tonight afterall
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I want [a pocket dimensional teleporter]
Granted, your pocket is a worm hole into another dimension, but the location hqppens to be a pocket of the same size and constant, stable connection has been created. Making it feel like a normal pocket.
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Can you just turn up the happy setting on the world a tick or two? Just enough to get everyone to chill the fuck out.
Sadly I can't alter others directly due to Wizard Code of Ethics... But yeah we as a species should collectively chill the fuck out I agree.
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I want to see your magic license
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Sadly I can't alter others directly due to Wizard Code of Ethics... But yeah we as a species should collectively chill the fuck out I agree.
Then I'll settle for ending all forms of slavery.
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Thank you. I will make sure to fulfill your wish! Guess I'll go to the cinema tonight afterall
How was the movie?
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I want to see your magic license
Uh oh... Here sir.
