Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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Oh! I was supposed to get pickles! Dill, though. If there's only sweet, don't bother.
Your mind seems to be in conflict, but I see that this is due to another person here summoning a demon which is distorting your ability to think right now. I'll bring you potatoes, oil and herbs (to make chips in the oven) to remove the effect.
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Yeah. They only taught me how to help people install software
Whatever as long as it pays the bills 🧙
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Granted, your next sandwich will be delicious. Knowing this: chew slower, enjoy it!
Thank you, Wizard!
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Just erase me mate
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Just erase me mate
Hey I hope you are ok. I would never do that to you. I hope that whatever you are going through will pass and that you don't give up on living, as painful as that might be right now.
I just want you to know that this random internet wizard wannabe is sincerely wishing you well and hopes you can catch a break from all the shit life is throwing at you right now.
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I wish for you to have a nice day
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I want [a pocket dimensional teleporter]
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Can you just turn up the happy setting on the world a tick or two? Just enough to get everyone to chill the fuck out.
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I wish for you to have a nice day
Thank you. I will make sure to fulfill your wish! Guess I'll go to the cinema tonight afterall
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I want [a pocket dimensional teleporter]
Granted, your pocket is a worm hole into another dimension, but the location hqppens to be a pocket of the same size and constant, stable connection has been created. Making it feel like a normal pocket.
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Can you just turn up the happy setting on the world a tick or two? Just enough to get everyone to chill the fuck out.
Sadly I can't alter others directly due to Wizard Code of Ethics... But yeah we as a species should collectively chill the fuck out I agree.
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I want to see your magic license
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Sadly I can't alter others directly due to Wizard Code of Ethics... But yeah we as a species should collectively chill the fuck out I agree.
Then I'll settle for ending all forms of slavery.
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Thank you. I will make sure to fulfill your wish! Guess I'll go to the cinema tonight afterall
How was the movie?
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I want to see your magic license
Uh oh... Here sir.
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Then I'll settle for ending all forms of slavery.
I'll... Erm... Additionally bring muffins with the cookies to the library (work) tomorrow that I promised in a comment below. And double the- no triple the amount!
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Uh oh... Here sir.
A team of magick inspectors has been dispatched to your location to deliver you the physical version.
Remember to always report the loss of your physical wizarding license. The electronic variant only will no longer be accepted after the end of september.
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How was the movie?
It was actually pretty good! Thanks for asking
It was the new superman movie. I don't usually fancy superhero movies, but occasionally join friends to watch. It was good!
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It was actually pretty good! Thanks for asking
It was the new superman movie. I don't usually fancy superhero movies, but occasionally join friends to watch. It was good!
Awesome, I still gotta see it but I keep hearing good things. Thanks for letting me know!
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A team of magick inspectors has been dispatched to your location to deliver you the physical version.
Remember to always report the loss of your physical wizarding license. The electronic variant only will no longer be accepted after the end of september.
mumbles about the need to validate the physical card every 6 months at an official "Wiz'a'Wiz" store
Thank you High Councellor, I promise not to burn this card while trying to conjure a fireball, again.
