Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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Then I'll settle for ending all forms of slavery.
I'll... Erm... Additionally bring muffins with the cookies to the library (work) tomorrow that I promised in a comment below. And double the- no triple the amount!
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Uh oh... Here sir.
A team of magick inspectors has been dispatched to your location to deliver you the physical version.
Remember to always report the loss of your physical wizarding license. The electronic variant only will no longer be accepted after the end of september.
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How was the movie?
It was actually pretty good! Thanks for asking
It was the new superman movie. I don't usually fancy superhero movies, but occasionally join friends to watch. It was good!
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It was actually pretty good! Thanks for asking
It was the new superman movie. I don't usually fancy superhero movies, but occasionally join friends to watch. It was good!
Awesome, I still gotta see it but I keep hearing good things. Thanks for letting me know!
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A team of magick inspectors has been dispatched to your location to deliver you the physical version.
Remember to always report the loss of your physical wizarding license. The electronic variant only will no longer be accepted after the end of september.
mumbles about the need to validate the physical card every 6 months at an official "Wiz'a'Wiz" store
Thank you High Councellor, I promise not to burn this card while trying to conjure a fireball, again.
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Awesome, I still gotta see it but I keep hearing good things. Thanks for letting me know!
Thank you for making me go! Almost cancelled those plans out of laziness
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Thank you for making me go! Almost cancelled those plans out of laziness
The first step out the door is always the hardest. Once I get going, I’m always grateful I did
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The first step out the door is always the hardest. Once I get going, I’m always grateful I did
Words of wisdom right there. Doesn't take much for it to be worth it either!
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mumbles about the need to validate the physical card every 6 months at an official "Wiz'a'Wiz" store
Thank you High Councellor, I promise not to burn this card while trying to conjure a fireball, again.
You should just buy or make a fire immunity pebble and stick it to your card.
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You should just buy or make a fire immunity pebble and stick it to your card.
The darn apprentices keep thinking it's a bug on my card and keep throwing it out.
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The darn apprentices keep thinking it's a bug on my card and keep throwing it out.
Why do apprentices even have access to your card?
Throw out the apprentices that do it.
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Why do apprentices even have access to your card?
Throw out the apprentices that do it.
They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don't listen, and don't have manners.
They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and "cleaning up" my perfectly organized piles.
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They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don't listen, and don't have manners.
They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and "cleaning up" my perfectly organized piles.
Despicable.
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Despicable.
Agreed. Oh well they'll learn in the nether which I always banish them to. Once they get back they'll be useful!
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Granted, the bacteria are working on it double time. But not faster than that, because the smart little shits unionized.
I almost forgot about my wish, but now my wiped cream tastes of parmesan.
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I almost forgot about my wish, but now my wiped cream tastes of parmesan.
Couldn't you have warned me before I put it on the fresh cake?The bacteria stopped listening to me. They have now fully set up a democratic union and only talk to me via their official envoy and that is too much paper work. If I was you I'd donate the now-parmesan and the soon-to-be-unionized fresh cake colony to charity before they spread!
