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Old Man Guide to Grooming

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  • fuckswearwords@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

    You forgot the red circles around the ears.

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    And nostrils.

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      You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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      My barber trims up my eyebrows every time I get a haircut.

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        You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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        My wife does my eyebrows every now and then.

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          You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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          Eyebrows are the secret source of my power.

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            You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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            You guys don't get monobrows? Lucky.

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              And nostrils. My life is regret.

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              Hot take: men's barbers should have jurisdiction over all these areas as routine grooming.

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                You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                Do most younger men groom eyebrows these days?

                I stopped needing regular haircuts almost a decade ago

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                  Do most younger men groom eyebrows these days?

                  I stopped needing regular haircuts almost a decade ago

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                  I stopped needing regular haircuts almost a decade ago

                  What does this mean? Did your hair stop growing or did you just adopt a job/lifestyle where you don't care how long or uneven it is?

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                    Hot take: men's barbers should have jurisdiction over all these areas as routine grooming.

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                    My partners barber always asks if he should do the eyebrows too

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                      I stopped needing regular haircuts almost a decade ago

                      What does this mean? Did your hair stop growing or did you just adopt a job/lifestyle where you don't care how long or uneven it is?

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                      I stopped growing hair and now I shave my head.

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                        I stopped growing hair and now I shave my head.

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                        Gotcha. Also, I didn't answer your question. Yes, I groom my eyebrows. If I didn't they'd grow into a single overly bushy unibrow.

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                          Gotcha. Also, I didn't answer your question. Yes, I groom my eyebrows. If I didn't they'd grow into a single overly bushy unibrow.

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                          Makes sense. Outside of people who get unibrows, it really would not have been typical for guys to do eyebrow maintenance when I was growing up. Not sure if that's changed now...younger guys seem more into fashion and grooming these days in general.

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                            I stopped growing hair and now I shave my head.

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                            Shaving your head is technically a haircut.

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                              Hot take: men's barbers should have jurisdiction over all these areas as routine grooming.

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                              I've heard some Turkish barbers use fire for this.

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                                Shaving your head is technically a haircut.

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                                Perhaps, but in my mind a haircut is a service you pay for. You go somewhere for a haircut, you cut your hair at home.

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                                  You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                                  I pretty much shampoo my whole head

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                                    My partners barber always asks if he should do the eyebrows too

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                                    Clearly a candidate for sainthood.

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                                      You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                                      We know we can. But it gives me this "Old Wise Owl" look.
                                      Puffy eyebrows

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                                        You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                                        but old man eyebrows are hot

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                                          I stopped needing regular haircuts almost a decade ago

                                          What does this mean? Did your hair stop growing or did you just adopt a job/lifestyle where you don't care how long or uneven it is?

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                                          I stopped needing regular haircuts when I turned 18 and didn't have to get my head buzz cut like my mom wanted anymore.

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