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Old Man Guide to Grooming

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  • P [email protected]

    Gotcha. Also, I didn't answer your question. Yes, I groom my eyebrows. If I didn't they'd grow into a single overly bushy unibrow.

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    Makes sense. Outside of people who get unibrows, it really would not have been typical for guys to do eyebrow maintenance when I was growing up. Not sure if that's changed now...younger guys seem more into fashion and grooming these days in general.

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    • cidvicious@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

      I stopped growing hair and now I shave my head.

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      Shaving your head is technically a haircut.

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      • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

        Hot take: men's barbers should have jurisdiction over all these areas as routine grooming.

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        I've heard some Turkish barbers use fire for this.

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        • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

          Shaving your head is technically a haircut.

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          Perhaps, but in my mind a haircut is a service you pay for. You go somewhere for a haircut, you cut your hair at home.

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          • H [email protected]

            You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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            I pretty much shampoo my whole head

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            • D [email protected]

              My partners barber always asks if he should do the eyebrows too

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              Clearly a candidate for sainthood.

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              • H [email protected]

                You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                We know we can. But it gives me this "Old Wise Owl" look.
                Puffy eyebrows

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                  You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                  but old man eyebrows are hot

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                  • P [email protected]

                    I stopped needing regular haircuts almost a decade ago

                    What does this mean? Did your hair stop growing or did you just adopt a job/lifestyle where you don't care how long or uneven it is?

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                    I stopped needing regular haircuts when I turned 18 and didn't have to get my head buzz cut like my mom wanted anymore.

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                      You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                      Daily shave? No, I'm a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔‍♀️

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                        Daily shave? No, I'm a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔‍♀️

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                        What's tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?

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                          You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                          I don't cut my hair (hate it being touched by other people), pluck my eyebrows every week or so to prevent a unibrow, and shave my face once or twice a week (when I have something on or going into the office). My hairline is fine for now but as I get older I'll probably end up shaving it all off and going bald

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                          • H [email protected]

                            You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                            Jeremy Clarkson gets his eyebrows trimmed

                            Good thing I've noted this now and shall keep an eye out as mine get more unruly

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                              Jeremy Clarkson gets his eyebrows trimmed

                              Good thing I've noted this now and shall keep an eye out as mine get more unruly

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                              I had someone doing a haircut "take the wow" out of my brows once. I didn't even realize other people could tell. Been trimming the wild ones ever since.

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                              • iapetus@slrpnk.netI [email protected]

                                What's tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?

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                                For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality

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                                • cidvicious@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                  Makes sense. Outside of people who get unibrows, it really would not have been typical for guys to do eyebrow maintenance when I was growing up. Not sure if that's changed now...younger guys seem more into fashion and grooming these days in general.

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                                  Outside of people who get unibrows, it really would not have been typical for guys to do eyebrow maintenance when I was growing up.

                                  It wasn't for me either growing up, but good grooming has many benefits both personally and professionally. I look back on some old pictures wish I did more earlier.

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                                    You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                                    i dont cut my hair or beard im going for that crazy mountain man that eats raw racoon look yk

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                                      What's tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?

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                                      It camouflages my multiple chins.

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                                        What's tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?

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                                        https://youtu.be/OckLXMG3Nhg

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                                          You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                                          I remember when I was a beginner old person, I was getting a haircut from a guy (a rarity at the barbershop I go to), and he asked me if I wanted to trim up my eyebrows.

                                          I was a little confused, because I thought that was something like a spa treatment, and I was worried he wanted to overdo me and I'd have like, that drawn-on eyebrows style. "I dunno, do I need it?"

                                          "It's just grooming, dude." He said. That always stuck with me. It is just grooming, dude.

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