Old Man Guide to Grooming
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
I pretty much shampoo my whole head
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My partners barber always asks if he should do the eyebrows too
Clearly a candidate for sainthood.
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
We know we can. But it gives me this "Old Wise Owl" look.
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
but old man eyebrows are hot
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I stopped needing regular haircuts almost a decade ago
What does this mean? Did your hair stop growing or did you just adopt a job/lifestyle where you don't care how long or uneven it is?
I stopped needing regular haircuts when I turned 18 and didn't have to get my head buzz cut like my mom wanted anymore.
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
Daily shave? No, I'm a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔
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Daily shave? No, I'm a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔
️What's tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
I don't cut my hair (hate it being touched by other people), pluck my eyebrows every week or so to prevent a unibrow, and shave my face once or twice a week (when I have something on or going into the office). My hairline is fine for now but as I get older I'll probably end up shaving it all off and going bald
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
Jeremy Clarkson gets his eyebrows trimmed
Good thing I've noted this now and shall keep an eye out as mine get more unruly
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Jeremy Clarkson gets his eyebrows trimmed
Good thing I've noted this now and shall keep an eye out as mine get more unruly
I had someone doing a haircut "take the wow" out of my brows once. I didn't even realize other people could tell. Been trimming the wild ones ever since.
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What's tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?
For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality
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Makes sense. Outside of people who get unibrows, it really would not have been typical for guys to do eyebrow maintenance when I was growing up. Not sure if that's changed now...younger guys seem more into fashion and grooming these days in general.
Outside of people who get unibrows, it really would not have been typical for guys to do eyebrow maintenance when I was growing up.
It wasn't for me either growing up, but good grooming has many benefits both personally and professionally. I look back on some old pictures wish I did more earlier.
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
i dont cut my hair or beard im going for that crazy mountain man that eats raw racoon look yk
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What's tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?
It camouflages my multiple chins.
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What's tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
wrote last edited by [email protected]I remember when I was a beginner old person, I was getting a haircut from a guy (a rarity at the barbershop I go to), and he asked me if I wanted to trim up my eyebrows.
I was a little confused, because I thought that was something like a spa treatment, and I was worried he wanted to overdo me and I'd have like, that drawn-on eyebrows style. "I dunno, do I need it?"
"It's just grooming, dude." He said. That always stuck with me. It is just grooming, dude.
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We know we can. But it gives me this "Old Wise Owl" look.
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For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality
Sir I have spent over 200 dollars on various pretentious oils. Allow me to simulate a personality. I have literally paid the fee.
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Makes sense. Outside of people who get unibrows, it really would not have been typical for guys to do eyebrow maintenance when I was growing up. Not sure if that's changed now...younger guys seem more into fashion and grooming these days in general.
Iv been blessed with perfect eyebrows. Never had to groom them, they don't get busy, or become a unibrow.
I never thought much about it till I got a job that had a girl obsessed with make up. She got really pissy over my perfect eye brows cause she had a bad unibrow problem.
Since then iv come to find most people iv asked say I have weirdly perfect eyebrows.
Only good part of my face really. So we take the wins where we can get them!
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Daily shave? No, I'm a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔
️I was going to say, if we’re talking old man we’ll need to flip the green circles.
