Old Man Guide to Grooming
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Makes sense. Outside of people who get unibrows, it really would not have been typical for guys to do eyebrow maintenance when I was growing up. Not sure if that's changed now...younger guys seem more into fashion and grooming these days in general.
Outside of people who get unibrows, it really would not have been typical for guys to do eyebrow maintenance when I was growing up.
It wasn't for me either growing up, but good grooming has many benefits both personally and professionally. I look back on some old pictures wish I did more earlier.
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
i dont cut my hair or beard im going for that crazy mountain man that eats raw racoon look yk
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What's tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?
It camouflages my multiple chins.
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What's tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
wrote last edited by [email protected]I remember when I was a beginner old person, I was getting a haircut from a guy (a rarity at the barbershop I go to), and he asked me if I wanted to trim up my eyebrows.
I was a little confused, because I thought that was something like a spa treatment, and I was worried he wanted to overdo me and I'd have like, that drawn-on eyebrows style. "I dunno, do I need it?"
"It's just grooming, dude." He said. That always stuck with me. It is just grooming, dude.
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We know we can. But it gives me this "Old Wise Owl" look.
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For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality
Sir I have spent over 200 dollars on various pretentious oils. Allow me to simulate a personality. I have literally paid the fee.
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Makes sense. Outside of people who get unibrows, it really would not have been typical for guys to do eyebrow maintenance when I was growing up. Not sure if that's changed now...younger guys seem more into fashion and grooming these days in general.
Iv been blessed with perfect eyebrows. Never had to groom them, they don't get busy, or become a unibrow.
I never thought much about it till I got a job that had a girl obsessed with make up. She got really pissy over my perfect eye brows cause she had a bad unibrow problem.
Since then iv come to find most people iv asked say I have weirdly perfect eyebrows.
Only good part of my face really. So we take the wins where we can get them!
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Daily shave? No, I'm a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔
️I was going to say, if we’re talking old man we’ll need to flip the green circles.
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
...is it normal to have to trim your eyebrows? i have never in my life touched mine and they've always stayed the same normal length
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...is it normal to have to trim your eyebrows? i have never in my life touched mine and they've always stayed the same normal length
You reach a certain age and then, one day, BAM. Some crazy thick-ass course hair 2 inches long comes sticking outta your face. 3 days later, it finds a friend. Then another.
You forget about it and. 3 months later you look like you're dad and his dad, and have no idea how it happened.
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
First time I went to my last barber, he was almost done cutting my hair and said "do you want me to trim your eyebrows?"
I said, "hmm, no, I think they're alright."
He stared for a couple seconds. Then said, "...Imma trim them." And that's how I got my first eyebrow trim.
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...is it normal to have to trim your eyebrows? i have never in my life touched mine and they've always stayed the same normal length
For some people, it is. I only shave a tiny portion to make my features look a bit more pleasing but I don't reshape.
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...is it normal to have to trim your eyebrows? i have never in my life touched mine and they've always stayed the same normal length
You must be young. Trust me, as you age hair starts creeping out of places you wouldn't expect and your eyebrows attempt to devour your face.
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Hot take: men's barbers should have jurisdiction over all these areas as routine grooming.
That take is not-so-hot. It should just be part of the deal. If I don't trim my eyebrows regularly, there is inevitably some wild ones that really take off. Once I can start annoyingly detecting my eyeglass frames with them, it's definitely time for a trim.
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It camouflages my multiple chins.
And as a fellow fat faced fella, it is the only way to establish a jawline.
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First time I went to my last barber, he was almost done cutting my hair and said "do you want me to trim your eyebrows?"
I said, "hmm, no, I think they're alright."
He stared for a couple seconds. Then said, "...Imma trim them." And that's how I got my first eyebrow trim.
At the barbershop I went to regularly, the women barbers would ask if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed and I always declined. One visit a guy cuts my hair and trims them without asking. What the he'll was I thinking? I no longer look like the Winter Warlock
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For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality
wrote last edited by [email protected]as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol
always speaking like I'm drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe
any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
once when I was like 7 I took scissors to my eyelashes because one got in my eyeball
(sidenote why is scissors spelled like that?? what's wrong with 'sizzers', it looks like a much more badass word than science sores)
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I've heard some Turkish barbers use fire for this.
They probably have a method but I cant recommend using a match for ear hair. Made a cool sound though
