Old Man Guide to Grooming
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It camouflages my multiple chins.
And as a fellow fat faced fella, it is the only way to establish a jawline.
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First time I went to my last barber, he was almost done cutting my hair and said "do you want me to trim your eyebrows?"
I said, "hmm, no, I think they're alright."
He stared for a couple seconds. Then said, "...Imma trim them." And that's how I got my first eyebrow trim.
At the barbershop I went to regularly, the women barbers would ask if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed and I always declined. One visit a guy cuts my hair and trims them without asking. What the he'll was I thinking? I no longer look like the Winter Warlock
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For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality
wrote last edited by [email protected]as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol
always speaking like I'm drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe
any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
once when I was like 7 I took scissors to my eyelashes because one got in my eyeball
(sidenote why is scissors spelled like that?? what's wrong with 'sizzers', it looks like a much more badass word than science sores)
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I've heard some Turkish barbers use fire for this.
They probably have a method but I cant recommend using a match for ear hair. Made a cool sound though
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
I trim my nose and ear hair, my wife plucks the big ones on my ears, but I do not touch my big beautiful bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrow one hair so long I’ve named it.
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My partners barber always asks if he should do the eyebrows too
I asked my barber to shave the gap between them at first. Then he responded with "can I just do the whole thing? It'll look sick"
It did in fact, look great
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
Gf is on eyebrow duty because she enjoys plucking those extra thick long ones out. Otherwise I'd do it myself. Although there will come a time when I just let em go wild and embrace the old man look.
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
I am almost 70. If anybody goes near my eyebrows, there will be trouble.
It’s silly, kinda. When I was a wee lad I heard the stories of Hercules and him losing strength when his hair was cut.
Through the decades I had to conform at times (hair and beard) but I never cut my eyebrows, my perceived strength hidden away in them.
They are now very bushy and like to grow everywhere. I love it. -
First time I went to my last barber, he was almost done cutting my hair and said "do you want me to trim your eyebrows?"
I said, "hmm, no, I think they're alright."
He stared for a couple seconds. Then said, "...Imma trim them." And that's how I got my first eyebrow trim.
Next time do the ears and nose too. Your partner will appreciate it.
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I trim my nose and ear hair, my wife plucks the big ones on my ears, but I do not touch my big beautiful bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrow one hair so long I’ve named it.
You can't say that and then not tell us the name.
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I remember when I was a beginner old person, I was getting a haircut from a guy (a rarity at the barbershop I go to), and he asked me if I wanted to trim up my eyebrows.
I was a little confused, because I thought that was something like a spa treatment, and I was worried he wanted to overdo me and I'd have like, that drawn-on eyebrows style. "I dunno, do I need it?"
"It's just grooming, dude." He said. That always stuck with me. It is just grooming, dude.
Just grooming. That's good advice. We old bastards should trim everything. I didn't realize I had a wired chest patch that would stick out of my t-shirt. Once my wife pointed it out I look way less stupid.
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as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol
always speaking like I'm drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe
any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes
wrote last edited by [email protected]ROCK AND STONE!
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My barber trims up my eyebrows every time I get a haircut.
Mine, too, and when he doesn't I ask him to do it. Literally shaves ten years off my face.
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I trim my nose and ear hair, my wife plucks the big ones on my ears, but I do not touch my big beautiful bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrow one hair so long I’ve named it.
Pretty fucking disgusting.
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
Ha, jokes on you, i haven't shaved or cut my hair in years! My eyebrows however get a daily pluck. Can't get my beauty sleep with my eye mustaches touching my pillow.
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You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!
Uhhh phrasing
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Pretty fucking disgusting.
Smells like weak browed bitch in here. At least your name is not "DrFemaleBodyInspector" or sth like that but still, boomer ass name, smh...
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And nostrils.
They're easy to do yourself though. I do them regularly as well as my ears.
