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Old Man Guide to Grooming

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    First time I went to my last barber, he was almost done cutting my hair and said "do you want me to trim your eyebrows?"

    I said, "hmm, no, I think they're alright."

    He stared for a couple seconds. Then said, "...Imma trim them." And that's how I got my first eyebrow trim.

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    At the barbershop I went to regularly, the women barbers would ask if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed and I always declined. One visit a guy cuts my hair and trims them without asking. What the he'll was I thinking? I no longer look like the Winter Warlock

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      For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality

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      as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol

      always speaking like I'm drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe

      any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes

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        You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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        once when I was like 7 I took scissors to my eyelashes because one got in my eyeball

        (sidenote why is scissors spelled like that?? what's wrong with 'sizzers', it looks like a much more badass word than science sores)

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          I've heard some Turkish barbers use fire for this.

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          They probably have a method but I cant recommend using a match for ear hair. Made a cool sound though

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            You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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            I trim my nose and ear hair, my wife plucks the big ones on my ears, but I do not touch my big beautiful bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrow one hair so long I’ve named it.

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              My partners barber always asks if he should do the eyebrows too

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              I asked my barber to shave the gap between them at first. Then he responded with "can I just do the whole thing? It'll look sick"

              It did in fact, look great

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                You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                Gf is on eyebrow duty because she enjoys plucking those extra thick long ones out. Otherwise I'd do it myself. Although there will come a time when I just let em go wild and embrace the old man look.

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                  You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                  I am almost 70. If anybody goes near my eyebrows, there will be trouble.
                  It’s silly, kinda. When I was a wee lad I heard the stories of Hercules and him losing strength when his hair was cut.
                  Through the decades I had to conform at times (hair and beard) but I never cut my eyebrows, my perceived strength hidden away in them.
                  They are now very bushy and like to grow everywhere. I love it.

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                  • K [email protected]

                    First time I went to my last barber, he was almost done cutting my hair and said "do you want me to trim your eyebrows?"

                    I said, "hmm, no, I think they're alright."

                    He stared for a couple seconds. Then said, "...Imma trim them." And that's how I got my first eyebrow trim.

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                    Next time do the ears and nose too. Your partner will appreciate it.

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                      I trim my nose and ear hair, my wife plucks the big ones on my ears, but I do not touch my big beautiful bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrow one hair so long I’ve named it.

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                      You can't say that and then not tell us the name.

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                        I remember when I was a beginner old person, I was getting a haircut from a guy (a rarity at the barbershop I go to), and he asked me if I wanted to trim up my eyebrows.

                        I was a little confused, because I thought that was something like a spa treatment, and I was worried he wanted to overdo me and I'd have like, that drawn-on eyebrows style. "I dunno, do I need it?"

                        "It's just grooming, dude." He said. That always stuck with me. It is just grooming, dude.

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                        Just grooming. That's good advice. We old bastards should trim everything. I didn't realize I had a wired chest patch that would stick out of my t-shirt. Once my wife pointed it out I look way less stupid.

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                          as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol

                          always speaking like I'm drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe

                          any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes

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                          ROCK AND STONE!

                          WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH WE'RE RICH

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                            My barber trims up my eyebrows every time I get a haircut.

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                            Mine, too, and when he doesn't I ask him to do it. Literally shaves ten years off my face.

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                              I trim my nose and ear hair, my wife plucks the big ones on my ears, but I do not touch my big beautiful bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrow one hair so long I’ve named it.

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                              Pretty fucking disgusting.

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                                You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                                Ha, jokes on you, i haven't shaved or cut my hair in years! My eyebrows however get a daily pluck. Can't get my beauty sleep with my eye mustaches touching my pillow.

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                                  You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                                  Uhhh phrasing

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                                    Pretty fucking disgusting.

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                                    Smells like weak browed bitch in here. At least your name is not "DrFemaleBodyInspector" or sth like that but still, boomer ass name, smh...

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                                      And nostrils.

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                                      They're easy to do yourself though. I do them regularly as well as my ears.

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