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Old Man Guide to Grooming

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  • S [email protected]

    I've heard some Turkish barbers use fire for this.

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    They probably have a method but I cant recommend using a match for ear hair. Made a cool sound though

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      You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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      I trim my nose and ear hair, my wife plucks the big ones on my ears, but I do not touch my big beautiful bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrow one hair so long I’ve named it.

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        My partners barber always asks if he should do the eyebrows too

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        I asked my barber to shave the gap between them at first. Then he responded with "can I just do the whole thing? It'll look sick"

        It did in fact, look great

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          You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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          Gf is on eyebrow duty because she enjoys plucking those extra thick long ones out. Otherwise I'd do it myself. Although there will come a time when I just let em go wild and embrace the old man look.

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            You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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            I am almost 70. If anybody goes near my eyebrows, there will be trouble.
            It’s silly, kinda. When I was a wee lad I heard the stories of Hercules and him losing strength when his hair was cut.
            Through the decades I had to conform at times (hair and beard) but I never cut my eyebrows, my perceived strength hidden away in them.
            They are now very bushy and like to grow everywhere. I love it.

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              First time I went to my last barber, he was almost done cutting my hair and said "do you want me to trim your eyebrows?"

              I said, "hmm, no, I think they're alright."

              He stared for a couple seconds. Then said, "...Imma trim them." And that's how I got my first eyebrow trim.

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              Next time do the ears and nose too. Your partner will appreciate it.

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                I trim my nose and ear hair, my wife plucks the big ones on my ears, but I do not touch my big beautiful bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrow one hair so long I’ve named it.

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                You can't say that and then not tell us the name.

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                  I remember when I was a beginner old person, I was getting a haircut from a guy (a rarity at the barbershop I go to), and he asked me if I wanted to trim up my eyebrows.

                  I was a little confused, because I thought that was something like a spa treatment, and I was worried he wanted to overdo me and I'd have like, that drawn-on eyebrows style. "I dunno, do I need it?"

                  "It's just grooming, dude." He said. That always stuck with me. It is just grooming, dude.

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                  Just grooming. That's good advice. We old bastards should trim everything. I didn't realize I had a wired chest patch that would stick out of my t-shirt. Once my wife pointed it out I look way less stupid.

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                    as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol

                    always speaking like I'm drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe

                    any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes

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                      My barber trims up my eyebrows every time I get a haircut.

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                      Mine, too, and when he doesn't I ask him to do it. Literally shaves ten years off my face.

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                        I trim my nose and ear hair, my wife plucks the big ones on my ears, but I do not touch my big beautiful bushy eyebrows. I have eyebrow one hair so long I’ve named it.

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                        Pretty fucking disgusting.

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                          You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                          Ha, jokes on you, i haven't shaved or cut my hair in years! My eyebrows however get a daily pluck. Can't get my beauty sleep with my eye mustaches touching my pillow.

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                            You can cut your wild-ass eyebrows!

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                            Uhhh phrasing

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                              Pretty fucking disgusting.

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                              Smells like weak browed bitch in here. At least your name is not "DrFemaleBodyInspector" or sth like that but still, boomer ass name, smh...

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                                And nostrils.

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                                They're easy to do yourself though. I do them regularly as well as my ears.

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