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      The middle ain't ever comin' my guy

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        The middle ain't ever comin' my guy

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        Something something Enrico fermi

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          The middle ain't ever comin' my guy

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          And the fist one we’d still be the peasants not knights.

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            The middle ain't ever comin' my guy

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            And the first never existed in the way imagined.

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              And the fist one we’d still be the peasants not knights.

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              Still think it would be more fulfilling to plant crops rather than "keeping the KPI up", "limiting the exceptions rate" or "moving a button 3px to the left"...

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                The first and second images are fantasy.

                How come everyone wants to imagine the future is great and the past was great (it wasn't, it's literally just now but worse), but nobody wants to imagine what they could do to make now better?

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                  The middle ain't ever comin' my guy

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                  Nothing that is heavier than air could ever fly.

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                    Why noy 2 and 3? Enter Starsector, the future we are slowly headed towards.

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                      Still think it would be more fulfilling to plant crops rather than "keeping the KPI up", "limiting the exceptions rate" or "moving a button 3px to the left"...

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                      Give it a try using ancient tech and get back to me after you come back to the city because your back is completely fucked.

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                        Bold of you to assume the guys crewing that spaceship aren't just doing some job they hate to pay the bills

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                          What kind of slop is the second image!

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                            Why noy 2 and 3? Enter Starsector, the future we are slowly headed towards.

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                            We had EVE Online, which i never bothered with so my info here is 2nd hand, but in that game you could fly space ships and engage in a fantasy sci-fi MMO universe.

                            People were working in banks there. Full on 9-5 jobs in a game about space.

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                              Bold of you to assume the guys crewing that spaceship aren't just doing some job they hate to pay the bills

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                              While being forced to travel literal lightyears away from everyone they ever knew, and potentially outliving everyone they care about due to relativity shenanigans.

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                                Still think it would be more fulfilling to plant crops rather than "keeping the KPI up", "limiting the exceptions rate" or "moving a button 3px to the left"...

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                                You can go do that now, no one's stopping you.

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                                  We had EVE Online, which i never bothered with so my info here is 2nd hand, but in that game you could fly space ships and engage in a fantasy sci-fi MMO universe.

                                  People were working in banks there. Full on 9-5 jobs in a game about space.

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                                  How do you imagine space exploration would be?

                                  "Now you can also help discover space

                                  ~by working as a minimum wage welder in the bottom of this ship~"

                                  The bankers will just have a per solar system stock market the way we are heading

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                                    Born too late to be killed in a siege for a castle I work around.

                                    Too early to die in a fire accident aboard my transport ship to my corporate slave workplace.

                                    Just in time to be a corporate slave.

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                                      We had EVE Online, which i never bothered with so my info here is 2nd hand, but in that game you could fly space ships and engage in a fantasy sci-fi MMO universe.

                                      People were working in banks there. Full on 9-5 jobs in a game about space.

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                                      I paid $15 a month to haul bulk cargo in a freighter.

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                                        I'm glad to live in a time when full plate armor is no longer necessary to approach a woman safely.

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                                          The first and second images are fantasy.

                                          How come everyone wants to imagine the future is great and the past was great (it wasn't, it's literally just now but worse), but nobody wants to imagine what they could do to make now better?

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                                          The first and second images are fantasy.

                                          Even if you concede "Knights exist" and "Astronauts exist", the idea that you're going to be a knight much less a fucking astronaut relative to being a subsistence farmer or a digital desk jockey...

                                          How come everyone wants to imagine the future is great and the past was great

                                          That's the other joke, though. Both these images are of people marching off to war. Presumably, these knights are going to the Holy Land to bake in the hot sun and shit themselves to death from cholera. Meanwhile, the interstellar colony ships are going to be rationing everything from calories to moles of oxygen.

                                          The modern era guy doing a simple 9-5 desk job, getting more wealth in return in a week than an knight errant or an astronaut earns in a month, then going home to fuck his hot wife and play catch with his adorable kids has it pretty great by comparison.

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