Minimum dating standards
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If you know a number higher than a HUMDRED I would like to hear it!
Tree fiddy
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All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.
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One word: Chocolate.
Remember! Give it to them on a flat palm and fingers together!
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All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.
And eat 3 meals a day. A banana counts for breakfast.
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Remember! Give it to them on a flat palm and fingers together!
And slow. No sudden movements!
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One word: Chocolate.
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What if you had a humdred humdreds of something?
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Then you turn into Elon Musk.
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All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.
be fuckin CAREFUL with that
might end up making the rest of your life boring because you're too powerful
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And always eat breakfast even if it’s just an avocado toast
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Guy I know who is single: "You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It's impossible!"
Girl I know who is single: "Fuck me, I hope this next guy I'm seeing isn't married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn't bad."
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At this rate, only elite men should breed TBH
Losers should be working 12 hour days 6 days per week so that better man can have more time to party with all the women.
That's really where society is going TBH
Look at Muslim word.
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Guy I know who is single: "You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It's impossible!"
Girl I know who is single: "Fuck me, I hope this next guy I'm seeing isn't married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn't bad."
Guy who is me who is single: I'd be fine if we could just get some third places that aren't focused on drinking where it is appropriate to ask women on a date.
Or if I started drinking more again I guess, but having quit for a while to cut back I don't want to get back to where I was, I'm doing good.
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And eat 3 meals a day. A banana counts for breakfast.
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Guy who is me who is single: I'd be fine if we could just get some third places that aren't focused on drinking where it is appropriate to ask women on a date.
Or if I started drinking more again I guess, but having quit for a while to cut back I don't want to get back to where I was, I'm doing good.
Additional third spaces definitely required.
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100 IQ joke
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Guy I know who is single: "You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It's impossible!"
Girl I know who is single: "Fuck me, I hope this next guy I'm seeing isn't married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn't bad."
It's a high bar to clear.
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I just transitioned. Now I have 3.
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All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.
You'll go bald doing that
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All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.
People laugh but even without the running part this is a lot
