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    And always eat breakfast even if it’s just an avocado toast

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      Guy I know who is single: "You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It's impossible!"

      Girl I know who is single: "Fuck me, I hope this next guy I'm seeing isn't married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn't bad."

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        At this rate, only elite men should breed TBH

        Losers should be working 12 hour days 6 days per week so that better man can have more time to party with all the women.

        That's really where society is going TBH

        Look at Muslim word.

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          Guy I know who is single: "You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It's impossible!"

          Girl I know who is single: "Fuck me, I hope this next guy I'm seeing isn't married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn't bad."

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          Guy who is me who is single: I'd be fine if we could just get some third places that aren't focused on drinking where it is appropriate to ask women on a date.

          Or if I started drinking more again I guess, but having quit for a while to cut back I don't want to get back to where I was, I'm doing good.

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            And eat 3 meals a day. A banana counts for breakfast.

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            Did you know that ripe bananas on an empty stomach can be disastrous for people with GERD?

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              Guy who is me who is single: I'd be fine if we could just get some third places that aren't focused on drinking where it is appropriate to ask women on a date.

              Or if I started drinking more again I guess, but having quit for a while to cut back I don't want to get back to where I was, I'm doing good.

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              Additional third spaces definitely required.

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                100 IQ joke

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                  Guy I know who is single: "You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It's impossible!"

                  Girl I know who is single: "Fuck me, I hope this next guy I'm seeing isn't married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn't bad."

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                  It's a high bar to clear.

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                    I just transitioned. Now I have 3.

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                      All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.

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                      You'll go bald doing that

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                        All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.

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                        People laugh but even without the running part this is a lot

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                          People laugh but even without the running part this is a lot

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                          Not really. Do 10 of each on the hour for 10 hours straight.

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                            Additional third spaces definitely required.

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                            I keep hearing people say this. Where are you that you don't have parks? Tennis courts or swimming pools or volleyball beaches? There's a spot near my house, just off a popular running trail, that hosted a "Singles Night" and it was swarming with eligible 20-somethings. There's an outdoor theater in downtown that does free-to-the-public shows every month and a dozen other concert halls and sporting arenas that will happily sell you nosebleed seats for cheap. Nevermind the dating 101 spots - movie theaters, dance clubs, and bowling alleys.

                            "No more third spaces" has become this suffocating meme that cropped up in the wake of COVID. It's like some time after 2021 everyone just forgot how to take a walk near a large body of water and talk to one another for an hour or three.

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                              Additional third spaces definitely required.

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                              Probably subsequent to a secondary location.

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                                I keep hearing people say this. Where are you that you don't have parks? Tennis courts or swimming pools or volleyball beaches? There's a spot near my house, just off a popular running trail, that hosted a "Singles Night" and it was swarming with eligible 20-somethings. There's an outdoor theater in downtown that does free-to-the-public shows every month and a dozen other concert halls and sporting arenas that will happily sell you nosebleed seats for cheap. Nevermind the dating 101 spots - movie theaters, dance clubs, and bowling alleys.

                                "No more third spaces" has become this suffocating meme that cropped up in the wake of COVID. It's like some time after 2021 everyone just forgot how to take a walk near a large body of water and talk to one another for an hour or three.

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                                They're talking about places to approach/get to know strangers

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                                  Not really. Do 10 of each on the hour for 10 hours straight.

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                                  Have you tried? Come back to me in a week.

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                                    They're talking about places to approach/get to know strangers

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                                    Go dancing. Guaranteed to get to know strangers very quickly.

                                    Also, literally any rec league sports club.

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                                      Or not be an incel.

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                                      which is very loosely defined and could mean anything

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                                        Metric vs imperial joke somewhere in therr

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                                          Guy who is me who is single: I'd be fine if we could just get some third places that aren't focused on drinking where it is appropriate to ask women on a date.

                                          Or if I started drinking more again I guess, but having quit for a while to cut back I don't want to get back to where I was, I'm doing good.

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                                          Try more meetups? There's always stuff for running, board games, coding, bike riding, bird watching. Just don't be a creeper who's cruising instead of doing the activity in good faith.

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