Japan introduces rules to put outlandish baby names to bed
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Following the logic of one of my beloved enterprise data architect everything should use UUIDs as way of refer to an entity… so more like
- a6a01005-b698-4344-a88b-06911ca71965
- 5f763196-46a6-4f1d-b7b8-55d948eb6080
Wouldn’t be practical to pronounce but otherwise no more problem of gimmicky names
I prefer my unique IDs to be derived from the whole UTF-16 table.
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As an aside, Ashleigh is an abomination regardless of how it's spelled, derived from a toponymic surname that later became a boy's given name. Parents who give their daughters such names should be put in the stocks and made to eat gruel made from spelt cooked in day-old hotdog water.
...what?
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There really is an xkcd for everything.
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As an aside, Ashleigh is an abomination regardless of how it's spelled, derived from a toponymic surname that later became a boy's given name. Parents who give their daughters such names should be put in the stocks and made to eat gruel made from spelt cooked in day-old hotdog water.
Bro how bad did Ashleigh hurt you?
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All three babies born in Japan this year will breath a sigh of relief I'm sure.
This year: three babies
Next year: 3 million kevinist kids shackled with absolutely dumb vanity names until they are permitted to change them.
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Names that seem excessively “creative” can seem stupid to me, but government regulation is the worst way possible to try and deal with it. As usual, tolerance is the answer.
Weird. Go see Sweden.
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Others have made headlines for their supposed impudence – Ōjisama (Prince) and Akuma (Devil).
Those poor Street Fighter fans can't get a break
The character's Japanese name is Gouki though. Not Akuma.
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As an aside, Ashleigh is an abomination regardless of how it's spelled, derived from a toponymic surname that later became a boy's given name. Parents who give their daughters such names should be put in the stocks and made to eat gruel made from spelt cooked in day-old hotdog water.
What if my daughter is actually a field with ash trees though?
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The change is designed to halt the use of kirakira (shiny or glittery) names that have proliferated among parents hoping to add a creative flourish
Parents in Japan will no longer have free rein over the names they give their children, after the introduction this week of new rules on the pronunciation of kanji characters.
The change is designed to halt the use of kirakira (shiny or glittery) names that have proliferated among parents hoping to add a creative flourish to their children’s names – creating administrative headaches for local authorities and, in some cases, inviting derision from classmates.
While the revisions to the family registry act do not ban kanji – Chinese-based characters in written Japanese – parents are required to inform local authorities of their phonetic reading, in an attempt to banish unusual or controversial pronunciations.
How many children unfortunate enough to have Elon Musk as their sperm donor have outlandish names/
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The change is designed to halt the use of kirakira (shiny or glittery) names that have proliferated among parents hoping to add a creative flourish
Parents in Japan will no longer have free rein over the names they give their children, after the introduction this week of new rules on the pronunciation of kanji characters.
The change is designed to halt the use of kirakira (shiny or glittery) names that have proliferated among parents hoping to add a creative flourish to their children’s names – creating administrative headaches for local authorities and, in some cases, inviting derision from classmates.
While the revisions to the family registry act do not ban kanji – Chinese-based characters in written Japanese – parents are required to inform local authorities of their phonetic reading, in an attempt to banish unusual or controversial pronunciations.
Pikachu, Naiki (Nike), Daiya (Diamond), Pū (as in Winnie-the-Pooh) and Kitty
Is that the worst they can come up with? They could learn a lot from Americans.
