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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    Exactly. Like with TenForward, I made it specifically to get away from abusive admins of another instance. Fine. I knew that was coming. But being left stood there like "Wait why can I remove other peoples posts" is just so fuckin bizarre. I don't know if Lemmy ever added an update notifying you you're a mod or anything. Maybe something in the automod. It is a bit nuts that you can just be dubbed mod lol

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    That's gnarly. But thank you for your labor in supporting these communities. We love you for it

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      Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don't respect a man's orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.

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      Why take this personally...? There are so many ways to perceive this:

      • Maybe the reader is bi
      • Maybe the reader would get a boost knowing someone would be into them, even if they're not into that kind of person
      • Maybe the reader just finds the image or concept hilarious

      Like... why did you think this was targeting you?

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        Pretty close to a Wendy's. I wish I was gay so I could get laid all the time. Literally, it's getting late, and I could easily find five dudes to bang tonight. No such luck with women. Dammit

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        Flipping through your other comments - ever considered that the problem might be your personality?

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          #65

          I believe there's a much broader spectrum as straight, gay, bi. I was never sure where I belong on this scala.

          Like, I thought I was straight during my entire teens. Sometime in the early 2000s, I discovered the joys of online porn, and then found that the guys in porn sometimes seemed more interesting to me than they should. But having sex with a guy? No way. I thought.

          So I spent my life, a below average looking guy, starved for sex for a long time, except the occasional awkward and underwhelming experience with humans of the female persuasion. Smoking a lot of weed to fill the internal void.
          One day, met a fellow weed smoker online. Lived nearby, gamer. Knew where to get good weed. After a couple of weeks we met. He told me he was gay. I was like, alright, sure. We played NHL Hockey and smoked a lot of weed. He asked me if he could suck my dick. Stoned as fuck, I said yes. Best blowjob I've ever had. But then, I ghosted him. Why? No idea. Couldn't face the fact that I might be bi? Not sure to this day.

          In my late 30s, I got married. And turns out once we were married, my wife turned asexual. So now I'm stuck in a straight life with no joy and no sex, getting closer to 50 every day. Even had to quit smoking weed. Boy, do I regret ghosting that guy.

          So to this day, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't turn down a gay guy if an opportunity arose, even though I lean more towards women. I'm just a guy leading a sad existence in the closet and this comment turned out to be a much gloomier confession than I intended it to be when I started typing. Sorry.

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          • glorkon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

            I believe there's a much broader spectrum as straight, gay, bi. I was never sure where I belong on this scala.

            Like, I thought I was straight during my entire teens. Sometime in the early 2000s, I discovered the joys of online porn, and then found that the guys in porn sometimes seemed more interesting to me than they should. But having sex with a guy? No way. I thought.

            So I spent my life, a below average looking guy, starved for sex for a long time, except the occasional awkward and underwhelming experience with humans of the female persuasion. Smoking a lot of weed to fill the internal void.
            One day, met a fellow weed smoker online. Lived nearby, gamer. Knew where to get good weed. After a couple of weeks we met. He told me he was gay. I was like, alright, sure. We played NHL Hockey and smoked a lot of weed. He asked me if he could suck my dick. Stoned as fuck, I said yes. Best blowjob I've ever had. But then, I ghosted him. Why? No idea. Couldn't face the fact that I might be bi? Not sure to this day.

            In my late 30s, I got married. And turns out once we were married, my wife turned asexual. So now I'm stuck in a straight life with no joy and no sex, getting closer to 50 every day. Even had to quit smoking weed. Boy, do I regret ghosting that guy.

            So to this day, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't turn down a gay guy if an opportunity arose, even though I lean more towards women. I'm just a guy leading a sad existence in the closet and this comment turned out to be a much gloomier confession than I intended it to be when I started typing. Sorry.

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            Do not apologize. That's quite the story you have.

            If you're unhappy with where you are, who you are with, or who you are, you can always change. It's never too late and trust me, as a long term supporter of the LGBTQ+ movement (despite being very straight/cis), they are a very accepting group.

            As an outsider, I can't tell you what, how, or when changes are going to work best for you, nor what changes you could, or should make. That's entirely your decision and it's a big one, and I'm sorry about that. I'm only saying that it's not too late to figure out who you are and how to be comfortable with your life.

            All the best. Take care of yourself.

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            • glorkon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

              I believe there's a much broader spectrum as straight, gay, bi. I was never sure where I belong on this scala.

              Like, I thought I was straight during my entire teens. Sometime in the early 2000s, I discovered the joys of online porn, and then found that the guys in porn sometimes seemed more interesting to me than they should. But having sex with a guy? No way. I thought.

              So I spent my life, a below average looking guy, starved for sex for a long time, except the occasional awkward and underwhelming experience with humans of the female persuasion. Smoking a lot of weed to fill the internal void.
              One day, met a fellow weed smoker online. Lived nearby, gamer. Knew where to get good weed. After a couple of weeks we met. He told me he was gay. I was like, alright, sure. We played NHL Hockey and smoked a lot of weed. He asked me if he could suck my dick. Stoned as fuck, I said yes. Best blowjob I've ever had. But then, I ghosted him. Why? No idea. Couldn't face the fact that I might be bi? Not sure to this day.

              In my late 30s, I got married. And turns out once we were married, my wife turned asexual. So now I'm stuck in a straight life with no joy and no sex, getting closer to 50 every day. Even had to quit smoking weed. Boy, do I regret ghosting that guy.

              So to this day, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't turn down a gay guy if an opportunity arose, even though I lean more towards women. I'm just a guy leading a sad existence in the closet and this comment turned out to be a much gloomier confession than I intended it to be when I started typing. Sorry.

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              Seems like your sexuality is "sexual". You just want to have any action, but socially you have the chance for none.

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                Seems like your sexuality is "sexual". You just want to have any action, but socially you have the chance for none.

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                As much as it pains me to admit you're right, you appear to have hit the nail on the head.

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                • hatchetharo@pawb.socialH [email protected]

                  i love how there are some straight men in the comments getting offended as if this post was directed specifically at them.

                  like, bruv, you don't know that it's for you, so chill. maybe it's for the pansexuals or intersex people out there, who knows?

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                  As someone who is straight/cis/male, and very secure in that..... Anyone who takes offense.... Probably gay. Just saying.

                  I don't take any offense to this stuff. I know who I am. I know what I like. I know where I stand in the grand scheme of things. I live by a very straightforward philosophy: don't like gay sex? don't have gay sex. Don't like gay marriage? Don't get gay married. Don't deny someone else of what you don't want for yourself.

                  We're all different, and that's a good thing.

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                    Another daily reminder that the straights, myself included, are not Ok.

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                    As a straight, I agree with this.

                    Me personally, I'm ok, for the most part. I'm sure you are too ... But all of my fellow straights? Most of them are.... Well.... Very not ok.

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                    • glorkon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                      As much as it pains me to admit you're right, you appear to have hit the nail on the head.

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                      I hope you didn't take that as being mean, that's not what I wanted to be here.

                      If you spend 10+ years with an asexual partner, anything that could provide a chance of sex starts to look appealing.

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                      • glorkon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                        I believe there's a much broader spectrum as straight, gay, bi. I was never sure where I belong on this scala.

                        Like, I thought I was straight during my entire teens. Sometime in the early 2000s, I discovered the joys of online porn, and then found that the guys in porn sometimes seemed more interesting to me than they should. But having sex with a guy? No way. I thought.

                        So I spent my life, a below average looking guy, starved for sex for a long time, except the occasional awkward and underwhelming experience with humans of the female persuasion. Smoking a lot of weed to fill the internal void.
                        One day, met a fellow weed smoker online. Lived nearby, gamer. Knew where to get good weed. After a couple of weeks we met. He told me he was gay. I was like, alright, sure. We played NHL Hockey and smoked a lot of weed. He asked me if he could suck my dick. Stoned as fuck, I said yes. Best blowjob I've ever had. But then, I ghosted him. Why? No idea. Couldn't face the fact that I might be bi? Not sure to this day.

                        In my late 30s, I got married. And turns out once we were married, my wife turned asexual. So now I'm stuck in a straight life with no joy and no sex, getting closer to 50 every day. Even had to quit smoking weed. Boy, do I regret ghosting that guy.

                        So to this day, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't turn down a gay guy if an opportunity arose, even though I lean more towards women. I'm just a guy leading a sad existence in the closet and this comment turned out to be a much gloomier confession than I intended it to be when I started typing. Sorry.

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                        As someone who realized they were ace after marriage: im sorry. it can be a real challenge.

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                          Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don't respect a man's orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.

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                          Where does it say this guy, in a meme, that's a joke, in a shitpost, on the internet, is straight?

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                            I wish I could eat onion rings off myself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                              As someone who is straight/cis/male, and very secure in that..... Anyone who takes offense.... Probably gay. Just saying.

                              I don't take any offense to this stuff. I know who I am. I know what I like. I know where I stand in the grand scheme of things. I live by a very straightforward philosophy: don't like gay sex? don't have gay sex. Don't like gay marriage? Don't get gay married. Don't deny someone else of what you don't want for yourself.

                              We're all different, and that's a good thing.

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                              nah, people who take offense to this post can't be gay, for sure; they'd be like "hell yeah i'd suck some dick for an onion ring".

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                              • glorkon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                As much as it pains me to admit you're right, you appear to have hit the nail on the head.

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                                I've phrased it before as "I don't know if I'm bi-curious or just horny"

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                                • match@pawb.socialM [email protected]

                                  All three of them at the same time 😳?

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                                  Brb buying some onion rings

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                                  • glorkon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                    I believe there's a much broader spectrum as straight, gay, bi. I was never sure where I belong on this scala.

                                    Like, I thought I was straight during my entire teens. Sometime in the early 2000s, I discovered the joys of online porn, and then found that the guys in porn sometimes seemed more interesting to me than they should. But having sex with a guy? No way. I thought.

                                    So I spent my life, a below average looking guy, starved for sex for a long time, except the occasional awkward and underwhelming experience with humans of the female persuasion. Smoking a lot of weed to fill the internal void.
                                    One day, met a fellow weed smoker online. Lived nearby, gamer. Knew where to get good weed. After a couple of weeks we met. He told me he was gay. I was like, alright, sure. We played NHL Hockey and smoked a lot of weed. He asked me if he could suck my dick. Stoned as fuck, I said yes. Best blowjob I've ever had. But then, I ghosted him. Why? No idea. Couldn't face the fact that I might be bi? Not sure to this day.

                                    In my late 30s, I got married. And turns out once we were married, my wife turned asexual. So now I'm stuck in a straight life with no joy and no sex, getting closer to 50 every day. Even had to quit smoking weed. Boy, do I regret ghosting that guy.

                                    So to this day, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't turn down a gay guy if an opportunity arose, even though I lean more towards women. I'm just a guy leading a sad existence in the closet and this comment turned out to be a much gloomier confession than I intended it to be when I started typing. Sorry.

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                                    Sucks that our society is structured to make marriage such a large gamble. While the asexual wife thing sucks, I hope you two can connect on other levels for a rich and fulfilling relationship (since it's not all about sex)

                                    To your larger thesis - I agree. The labels we use - "straight", "gay", "bi" rarely match what people think of their own sexuality. Sometimes even when accurate we can chafe at such harsh categories. It's just more complex and nuanced then that. But society just loves it's labels.

                                    What would you think of the term heteroflexible? It carries the idea that as a prince, you might have a harem exclusively of women, yet as a pauper 'any port in a storm' as the expression goes. Or it could mean that you prefer women, but a good blowjob is a good blowjob - regardless of the sex of the lips giving it.

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                                    • glorkon@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                      I believe there's a much broader spectrum as straight, gay, bi. I was never sure where I belong on this scala.

                                      Like, I thought I was straight during my entire teens. Sometime in the early 2000s, I discovered the joys of online porn, and then found that the guys in porn sometimes seemed more interesting to me than they should. But having sex with a guy? No way. I thought.

                                      So I spent my life, a below average looking guy, starved for sex for a long time, except the occasional awkward and underwhelming experience with humans of the female persuasion. Smoking a lot of weed to fill the internal void.
                                      One day, met a fellow weed smoker online. Lived nearby, gamer. Knew where to get good weed. After a couple of weeks we met. He told me he was gay. I was like, alright, sure. We played NHL Hockey and smoked a lot of weed. He asked me if he could suck my dick. Stoned as fuck, I said yes. Best blowjob I've ever had. But then, I ghosted him. Why? No idea. Couldn't face the fact that I might be bi? Not sure to this day.

                                      In my late 30s, I got married. And turns out once we were married, my wife turned asexual. So now I'm stuck in a straight life with no joy and no sex, getting closer to 50 every day. Even had to quit smoking weed. Boy, do I regret ghosting that guy.

                                      So to this day, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't turn down a gay guy if an opportunity arose, even though I lean more towards women. I'm just a guy leading a sad existence in the closet and this comment turned out to be a much gloomier confession than I intended it to be when I started typing. Sorry.

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                                      It seems like being bi would be awesome if it werent for the jizz. Like, ew.

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